Quiz: Are You Australian

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  1. Bells Staff Member

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    Maybe he has tried to but was refused a visa.

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    And you're right. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's probably one of those sad individuals who actually believe that we get around in kangaroo pouches and don't like his Queen. Well only one of those is true.

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  3. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    "upsidedown" *sighs* the Earth is a spehere, down is only by perspective
    you want me to simplify that for ya leon, from where i am YOU are upside down, get it?

    "yobbos" all you know of our country is what we decided to show you from tv, you have no idea what Australia is like

    "tailwagging" that isnt even a word

    Bells; so what your saying, is that in most cases, it will be taken as an insult if it was intended as an insult?
     
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  5. Bells Staff Member

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    Err yes Alain. And in many cases I've heard other students in my lectures refer to their Indigenous counterparts in such a manner that one would not contrue as being an insult but it was taken as such because many do see it as being a derogatory statement. I've seen a couple of my Indigenous students argue amongst themselves because one referred to the other as a coon.
     
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  7. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    "Maybe he has tried to but was refused a visa."
    ol, he might be posting from a detention centre, that could explain why he hates us

    "And you're right. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's probably one of those sad individuals who actually believe that we get around in kangaroo pouches and don't like his Queen. Well only one of those is true."

    yeah, how sad is it, transport by kangaroo died out shortly after the wallby VS kangaroo war, there were just too few kangaroos left *shakes head*
     
  8. Bells Staff Member

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    I especially miss the big reds. They were much more comfortable and had a lot more padding. I've had to settle for a grey now. Shame really because the ride is somewhat uncomfortable and rough, resulting my the corks from my hat constantly wacking me in the eye. But she'll be right mate.

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    I'm upgrading to a red as soon as one becomes available.

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  9. LeonardSpears Banned Banned

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    I am upset indeed, oh aye! What a missed opportunity. If he'd had a bit more about him he could have blown the old bitch to kingdom fucking come. And we'd have been shut of her for good. It's just not on. These people should make more of an effort when trying to assassinate members of the Royal Family. The IRA had the right idea when they got Earl Mountbatten. Hehe. That old cunt never saw them biscuits being served up, did he?

    "I say, what jolly lovely weather we're having. A perfect day for sailing around..."

    BOOOOOM!

    In a flash he can smell his own shit and feel the warmest glow you'll ever fucking feel. It was so quick he didn't even get the taste. Lovely stuff.

    Not that I would ever condone such terrorist actions, you understand. But it strikes me that we have the perfect opportunity here to get rid of the Royals for good. They're off their guard, and what with all them IRA bombers sitting around out of prison and with fuck all to do but get old and fat... I dunno, it just makes a lot of sense.
     
  10. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    hey youre lucky to have a grey, i have 2 greys between my parents and my 20 brothers and sisters

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    not that i even have my roo license yet
     
  11. Bells Staff Member

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    Well leo, why do you want to be rid of the mother of your nation? You're upset that she hasn't invited you over for high tea? Missed out on that OBE? I mean I can understand why Australians want to become a republic, but why does the UK? Just think though. Get rid of Elizabeth and you get Charles as her replacement.
     
  12. Bells Staff Member

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    Ah so true. I can still remember riding in the roo with my 12 brothers and sisters. One of them used to fart a lot and those pouches don't vent very well

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    . But the reds are so much better Alain. Ah the freedom and the ride.. she's a beaut maaaayyyyyyyytttttteeeeeeee.

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  13. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    oh, i cant wait till i get my licence, im gonna get a big red chick magnet roo mate
    i may have to sell a few of my outdoor dunnies to be able to afford it, but i got plenty of em mate

    hey leon, who do you like??? anyone?
     
  14. LeonardSpears Banned Banned

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    Eeeee, the Royals, eh? God love 'em.

    The Aussies love 'em. Aye. They fucking must do because they voted to keep the shower of leeching bastards in that referendum they had on November 5th 1999. How nice for them. They said they are happy to keep the Queen and the Royal Family as their heads of state. And Her Majesty, in polite response, said that she was happy to remain as their loyal servant. So... the Aussies want the Queen, and the Queen wants the Aussies. Right, so fucking let them have her, then. Let's see them pay for her and her wankbag family's free holidays abroad... see if they still want her after she'd bled them dry. But no... you'd never get the Aussies to agree to that. Somehow I think that, if the question had been along the lines of whether or not they wanted to keep the Royal Family *and* stump up for their posh clothes, hunting and arrogant and adulterous behaviour, then they might have looked upon it with a slightly different slant. It's a bit like you buying a brand new car, paying the tax, putting gas in it, insurance and all the rest, and watching while your next door neighbour uses it for nothing. Then asking him if he'd like to stop using it... if he didn't mind.

    Yeah.

    Meanwhile, when Princess Margaret was told by her sister that they had still managed to hold onto their monachistic position as head of state for Australia, she said: "Australia? Isn't that where I drank a litre of gin and scalded my fat flabby arse climbing into a bath of boiling water?"

    Transport the fucking lot of them.

    What were you saying, Bells?
     
  15. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Lol indeed. Can you name another?

    For a while there the New Zealand accent was pretty hot. I remember all the technology shows on Discovery and infomerials late at night were filled with New Zealand accents. I think it's because of how they say Aluminum "Alyoominum". But I think that fads over. I'm struggling and that's the only Australian or New Zealand shows. Yahoo Serious and Paul Hogan from the old days, but that's long over now.

    Anyway, what's wrong with the Crocodile Hunter. He's a right chipper bloke, chock-a-block full of action and loves his little blighters.

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    His show is going downhill now too. Not only is the phase almost over, but he's been so injured that he's mellowing out somewhat. You gotta hand it to the guy, though. All his money (a lot anyway) goes to his Australia Zoo. Dude loves his animals. I bet you guys loved him until he got exported over here.

    Wonder what Yahoo's up to these days? Does he live in Australia or did he move to the US?
     
  16. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    we voted no mate for the referendum matey because John Howard purposefully made it a stupid republic that we would have changed to because he wanted to keep his job as Prime minister

    Maybe you should look around the politics section for awhile until you get a better grasp of events
     
  17. LeonardSpears Banned Banned

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    Morons.
     
  18. airavata portentous Registered Senior Member

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    Mark Taylor = Aussie cricket captain. Steve Waugh's predecessor.
     
  19. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    ive never watched any crocodile hunter except for the occasional add that caught me by surprise, and hes a good guy, agreed, but he is annoying and his show appeals to lowest common denominator typa ppl

    leon, no flooding, and that messege was so pointless
     
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  20. LeonardSpears Banned Banned

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    Yeah, right.
     
  21. StarOfEight A Man of Taste and Decency Registered Senior Member

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    Damn, forgot about that one.

    But, by and large, us Yanks prefer our red, white and blue bullshit ... though I suppose Australian bullshit would also be red, white and blue ... we like Cops, The Swan, and Fear Factor. Basically, any show in which someone degrades themselves for our amusement.

    One more thing, 'cause I've yet to get an answer out of this ... why do the Kiwis beat the shit out of everybody else in Super 12?
     
  22. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    probably the fact that they are descended from Maori warriors, and therefore are very big and strong, thats all u need to be good at football

    im more into the shows where a person degrades someone else, thats always good
     
  23. StarOfEight A Man of Taste and Decency Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, but aren't the Australians descended from convicts, and the South Africans from Boer and ANC guerillas?
     

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