Quotes to remember

Discussion in 'General Philosophy' started by wegs, Jul 22, 2019.

  1. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 71 years old Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    10,724
    I think Creationists prove that evolution is real otherwise all humans would be as stupid as they are.

    Anon

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  2. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  3. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 71 years old Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    10,724
    sculptor likes this.
  4. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  5. dumbest man on earth Real Eyes Realize Real Lies Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,458
    "When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - you know your nation is doomed."
    - Ayn Rand
     
    sculptor likes this.
  6. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  7. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 71 years old Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    10,724
    Politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed often, and for the same reasons.

    Mark Twain

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
    sculptor likes this.
  8. wegs Matter & Pixie Dust Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,689
    ''I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on, I can't believe you.'' --Friedrich Nietzsche
     
    sculptor likes this.
  9. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    13,109
    “One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats, and if some of these can be inexpensive and quickly procured so much the better.”
    ― Iris Murdoch, The Sea, The Sea

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  10. RainbowSingularity Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    6,137
    if you cant do it without guns or bombs
    it was probably not worth doing to begin with
     
  11. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    13,109
    “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
    ― Erma Bombeck
     
    RainbowSingularity and wegs like this.
  12. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    13,109
    “The cafeteria in the Chicago’s Children’s Memorial Hospital basement was the saddest place in the world—and forever it shall be—with its grim neon lights and gray tabletops and the diffuse foreboding of those who stepped away from suffering children to have a grilled cheese sandwich.”
    ― Aleksandar Hemon, The Book of My Lives
     
  13. dumbest man on earth Real Eyes Realize Real Lies Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,458
    "All religions define 'peace' as everyone living happily under THEIR religion's beliefs.

    Other religions call this 'blasphemy"
    - Rene Cusson
     
    RainbowSingularity likes this.
  14. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 71 years old Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    10,724
    “Physics is really nothing more than a search for ultimate simplicity, but so far all we have is a kind of elegant messiness.”

    Bill Bryson

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
    sculptor likes this.
  15. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    13,109
    “One can only see what one observes, and one observes only things which are already in the mind.”
    ― Thomas Harris, Red Dragon
     
    sculptor likes this.
  16. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 71 years old Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    10,724
    So all those UFO sightings already in the mind?

    Interesting

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  17. sculptor Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,556
    Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snake bite, and, furthermore, carry a small snake

    W.C. Fields
     
    Magical Realist likes this.
  18. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 71 years old Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    10,724
    Paraphrase Ricky Gervais

    If all the Religious books in the world were destroyed in a thousand years Religious books would be back but they would be back different to the Religious books which had been destroyed

    If all the Science books in the world were destroyed in a thousand years Science books would be back and they would be the same as the Science books which had been destroyed

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  19. river

    Messages:
    16,231
    Diddn't happen with the destruction of Alexandria .
     
  20. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    13,109
    “But hope is no less realistic than despair. It is still our choice whether to live in light or lie down in darkness.”
    ― Rick Yancey, The Isle of Blood
     
  21. sculptor Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,556
    excepting, of course, getting venison
     
    RainbowSingularity likes this.
  22. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    13,109
    “What is the nature of the search? you ask. The search is what anyone would undertake if he were not sunk in the everydayness of his own life. To become aware of the search is to be onto something. Not to be onto something is to be in despair.”
    ― Walker Percy, The Moviegoer
     
  23. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 71 years old Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    10,724
    Paraphrase Hugh Laurie

    Isis could kill a lot more Americans if they opened a chain of donut shops

    Asked what he would diagnosis for Trump (his roles have been playing a doctor, twice) he suggested

    Breast feeding



    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     

Share This Page