Rednecks and you

What is the most rednecky thing you own?
I know one of you has a helmet that holds a beer can on each side. Or a flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. Or a Dale Earnhardt thong, or....

We have a deep fat fryer to cook a turkey.

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I don't think I own anything "rednecky" but I LOVE Neal Boortz' list of stuff!

http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics.html

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This...

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Gift from my grandpa

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cept mine says Nascar in big letters on the top.

 

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OH MY FREAKIN GOD!!!! :xctd: The air conditioner.....

 

sure it was.

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While deer hunting, I have been known to say " Hold my beer while I roll down the window"

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LOL!!! I know!!!

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And the electric toothbrush.

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My home-made Wisconsin-winter ice-fishing shanty!

 

Whats a rednecky thing?

 

It's something that only normal people would buy for themselves. See anything you like so far? :shrug:

 

How about a shitton of fireworks?

 

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Just cover it in mud, add a gun rack, and emblazon the "Stars-n-bars" on it somewhere.

 

No confederate flag?

 

Have you met my husband. Crap, there's another rednecky thing.

is a bass boat rednecky?

 

Depends...

http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_pics_fishingboat.html

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Depends, is it the expensive kind, or is it like this bass boat?

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LOL, its like the ones on fishing shows/competitions.

 

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Priceless...

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I'm going to build one of those on my lake^. Seriously, I am!

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The confederate flag is also referred to as "stars and bars"
http://www.usflag.org/history/confederatestarsandbars.html