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  1. AAF Registered Senior Member

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    ((( I, Hereby, Announce The Fall Of Islam Forever ))))

    ISLAMIC PIETY #1:

    [You must not eat the lamb unless its throat is cut in the name of Allah]!

    Gee! I can't think of anything more pious!
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    ISLAMIC PIETY #2

    [The Muslim woman must not marry a man unless his foreskin is cut off in the name of Allah]!

    Gee! I can't think of anything more romantic!
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    ISLAMIC PIETY #3

    [You show no humility, unless you put your nose, five times a day, closer than an inch, behind the rear of your kneeling brother, in the name of Allah]!

    Gee! I can't think of anything more humbling!
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    Now allow me to explain in some details why I think Islam is falling.
    As you know, Islam and Christianity are the only two religions, in the world today, that intend to capture the loyalty of all humanity. Their expansionist attitudes are clear to everybody. And so they are rivals to the bitter end.
    Christianity, especially in its various Western versions, is a remarkable religion.
    Every part of it---the fantastic Trinity, the shiny Icons, the mass, the music, the sermons, the carnival atmosphere, the halleluiah, etc., etc, etc.--- is so skillfully designed to attract, enchant, mesmerize, and captivate the masses. It's truly a religion of joy and love.
    Don't panic! I know Christianity cannot captivate intellectuals and hard-core skeptics.
    But for the masses, it's a magnet. It's fascinating. Trust me!
    By contrast, Islam is a very harsh and gloomy religion. Its atmosphere is dull and boring. The burden of its rituals is back-breaking. Its Deity is demanding and remote. Its Spartan attitude kills happiness and makes the outside world suspicious and hostile. In the modern world, Islam is a loser. Trust me!
    This rivalry between Islam and Christianity is very similar in most respects to the well-known rivalry between Communism and Capitalism during the 20th century. Therefore, if all things remain equal, there can be no doubt about which of the two will win. Christianity will win the great masses straight-out. Please, don't try to deduce the true aspirations of the Muslim masses from the appearances of Muslim students and refugees around you. Because these over-seas Moslems are supposed to be intellectuals and die-hard Muslims. The Muslim masses are very different. They long for the small joys of life, like the ones distributed by the evangelists in North America.
    Have you heard of a wacky guy called "Rev. Bob Jones"? I bet, given the chance, he could hold, in less than three weeks, a huge mass, right smack in the centre of Mecca!

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  3. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    Ever heard of Kosher?
     
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  5. Markx Registered Senior Member

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    Good one MW.

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    What was his point anyways? Is he/she confuse?
     
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  7. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    Obviously!
     
  8. How moronic to claim the fall of Islam when the WESTERN SOURCES tell us that Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world !!!

    -Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world:

    http://www.msnbc.com/news/649424.asp

    -'' Indeed, Islam is the world's fastest growing religion in the world'' The Economist, London Sept 2003

    -BBC: Thousands of Asutralia's Aboriginals are converting to Islam:

    http://newswww.bbc.net.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/2902315.stm

    -Islam is spreading so fast in Mexico:

    http://www.finalcall.com/international/mexico07-02-2002.htm

    http://www.racematters.org/islamtakesrootinmexico.htm

    - EVEN IN HAWAII, MORE AND MORE ARE CONVERTING TO ISLAM:

    http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2001/Nov/11/ln/ln06a.html

    -In South Africa, so many blacks are converting to Islam:

    http://www.csmonitor.com/2002/0110/p13s1-woaf.html

    -Thousands in Rawanda-Africa are converting to Islam every year:

    http://www.xamarcadde.com/rawanda.html

    - Hindus in india are converting to Islam in their masses:

    http://www.milligazette.com/Archives/01112002/0111200275.htm

    - Islam is back to Spain after 500 years:

    http://www.csmonitor.com/2002/1002/p07s01-woeu.html

    - More and more americans are converting to Islam specially after 9/11:

    http://www.yorknewstimes.com/stories/042702/neb_0427020012.shtml

    - NEW YORK TIMES: ISLAM ATTRACT THOUSANDS DRAWN BEFORE AND AFTER 9/11:

    http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F30D13FA345A0C718EDDA90994D9404482

    - The Canadian Globe and Mail: Islam is now the fastest growing religion in Canada:

    http://www.globeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/TPStory/LAC/20030514/UCENSN/TPFront/TopStories

    So ladies and gentelmen, if you are interested in reading about this great religion, this site is wonderful start:

    www.harunyahya.com
     
  9. Jan Ardena OM!!! Valued Senior Member

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    It is not barbaric, on the contrary, it is meant to irradicate barbarism. The western slaughterhouse method is barbaric, based entirely on ignorance and the belly, with no thought of consequence of either the animal or the human.

    Love

    Jan Ardena.
     
  10. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Moderator note: As far as I can see, the first post of this thread has nothing to do with the fall of Islam, so I've given it a more accurate descriptive title.
     
  11. Ghassan Kanafani Mujahid Registered Senior Member

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    You were born in 1965 ?

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    You don't "believe" he is because his ramblings suith your ignorant thoughts .

    Understand 2 things here :

    1) Don't impose your ridiculous ideas of your sorts of Gods upon us .

    2) Cave-dwellers are in no position to call anyone barbaric .

    It's like us calling you camel this sand that ..

    Comprende?
     
  12. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    You are so right! I'm not Jewish or Muslim, but when buying meat, I'll go with Kosher any day.

    I just wanted to make a general statement about Islam. As I've said, I'm not an expert on Judaism or Islam, but as I see it, Islam is a peaceful religion. It's the politics of the countries where Muslims live that may not be peaceful. Why do you think so many of them emigrate to America and other countries? Those that can leave, do. I think we ought to separate the religion from the politics. That's what we were supposed to have done in this country. Unfortunately, I see that with our current administration, we seem to be combining religion and politics (faith-based whatever, John Ashcroft himself, and General Boykin, etc.). Let's look at the religion by itself or go to the politics forum to discuss political issues.
     
  13. AAF Registered Senior Member

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    I believe it's a kind of bread or something.................
     
  14. AAF Registered Senior Member

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    What do you think? Older? Or younger?

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    Thank you for the effort........
    But mine is more accurate.
    Please notice that:
    I'm announcing, for the time being, the fall of Islam, not explaining how it occurred.........
     
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    I don't understand your way of thinking, Muslims:
    First, you claim WESTERNERS are the "enemies of Allah" and must not be trusted.
    Then you jump with joy and hold fast, greedily, to anything positive they have said about your religion!
     
  17. Ghassan Kanafani Mujahid Registered Senior Member

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    Id say you were born yesterday . :bugeye:
    Little chance you understand your own .
    Im announcing another idiot post from you .
    I am amazed that I am still amazed by these things . No it's not bread it's a type of banana .

    just leave please
     
  18. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    Christians fear Islam because their god is different than Allah.
    Jews fear Islam because of ancient sibling rivalry.
    Atheists fear Islam because Allah may actually be the one true God.
    They all fear Islam because they are weak in their faith.
    They all fear Islam because the truths they've learned are ambiguous.
    They all fear Islam because they might, just might, all be wrong.
     
  19. AAF Registered Senior Member

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    Sorry, you're wrong.
    They all fear Islam because Muslims have a reputation of being exremely fanatic and cut-throat.
    Violence is their main method of preaching and converting the world to their way of life.
     
  20. AAF Registered Senior Member

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    Why the grumpiness?
    I thought you're a nice 'soofi' and easy-going 'mystic'!
     
  21. Whom exactly does Islam fear?

    Maybe they fear Islam because sundry zealots claiming, only claiming, mind you, to be Moslem paladins drove two aeroplanes into two large buildings, leading to rampant death and destruction.

    Just a thought . . .
     
  22. Medicine*Woman Jesus: Mythstory--Not History! Valued Senior Member

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    That's right. They were "sundry zealots." The whole of Islam cannot reflect off of these idiots. Westerners just have to have a scapegoat, don't we? In my lifetime it was the Koreans, the Japanese, the Germans, the Italians, the Russians, the Cubans, the Viet Cong, the Cambodians, the Iranis, the Iraqis, the French...on and on and on. Now it's the Muslims. Who will be next? The Aliens? I seriously doubt THEY will just fly a couple of UFOs into tall buildings if we were to provoke them. Everything is relative in the universe. We're looking for scapegoats. The true enemy is within.
     
  23. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    What was this about? I'm an atheists and I don't fear Islam; or any other religious belief system for that matter.
     

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