Reporting on Gods Visit

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by (Q), Jul 25, 2009.

  1. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    You see, it was a magic squirrel, it disappeared on one side of the tree, and reappeared on the other side! I walked round to the other side of the tree and it was doing the same there!!!! I was so sure it was god, I followed it around the tree for hours but it wouldn't do it again.

    Then I realised my mistake......
     
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  3. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    How did you realize your mistake ?
     
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  5. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    After several hours of hard running it suddenly dawned on me that the most likely situation was it merely disappeared out of my view as it went around the tree.

    So i tested my theory by tying string to its tail and holding onto the other end. My theory was correct, but just incase I decided to shoot the little bugger anyway! I concluded either god can be killed(which seems to defy many descriptions of him), or it wasn't god.

    If it was god then I'll say this much for him, he tastes like some goooood chicken.
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Well.. you know Jesus was God incarnate..
    Perhaps the squirrel was Jesus's second coming !
    And you ate him !!
     
  8. Bishadi Banned Banned

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    i saw one magically run up a tree and fly to another one in a giant leap

    to me that was magic.

    can any of you do that? (i think that is better than 'walkin on water' when i have never even seen anyone do that; unless the water was frozen)


    perhaps the squirl is the messiah? Maybe you did see him and just don't know it.


    how about trying this;

    if the absolute of truth was to magically appear; what would you need to verify (the squirl) is Him/her/cousin it?
     
  9. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe it was Ratatoskr.
     
  10. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, it must have been him !
     
  11. Bishadi Banned Banned

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    awesome (i love them damn coincidences)

    read this then read the thread and see what is occuring (think knowledge)

    gotta love it: as it is just "another day at the orafice"
     
  12. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    Today I swatted a wasp out of the air and it landed near some ants who started tearing it apart and moving it into their colony. The all seemed to smile and wave at me in appreciation.

    Was this a sign of god?
     
  13. Bishadi Banned Banned

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    who knows

    how about having some fun:

    today, i swatted an idiot for blowing out hot air, while the rest of the forum watched how ignorance is torn apart and now capable of smashing their own idiots.

    i bet any can smile when having the depth to comprehend

    would that put a smile on your face; to be capable?
     
  14. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    ***miracle alert***

    lori's engaged to the man of her idealistic dreams after resigning to live alone for the rest of her life.

    god loves a good challenge.

    i'm so...

    happy.

    and grateful.

    pretty blown away actually.
     
  15. Bishadi Banned Banned

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    how does ***miracle alert*** fit with your philosophy of

     
  16. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    i consider this man and marriage a gift from god.
    miracles are not magic, just unexpected
    everything's a miracle...nothing is a miracle.
    i guess it's all just relative to what you expect.
    and i didn't find this man in a book. i'm living the dream...
     
  17. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Lori, my congratulations !

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    How does he feel about your conversations with god ?
     
  18. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    i agree with that member.
    erm, but did he warn you, or you considered the possibility, that maybe when such "visit" happens, which removes all doubt, will also remove all chance or choice, and you won't be able to report it?

    if you considered it, or he warned you, i think you're ready to take the chances, which of course are zero, because you won't embark on such dangerous dare or wager if such dreadful possibility was anything but zero.



    also, you won't think much of this post of mine because you must have already discovered that what i'm trying to do here is present a possibility then base on it an argument to "pressure" you to believe in something before evidence for it is presented, how dishonest of me.

    and how smart of you.
     
  19. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    real good. he talks to god too.

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    thank you enmos. XO
     
  20. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    In the same way ?
     
  21. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    yep.
     
  22. Bishadi Banned Banned

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    just as each breath is; but we often take it for granted

    this one just so happens to fit a personal need; so it excited you on many fronts (as the appreciation is noted, also keep the idea on balance (both sides will unfold over time; don't go tooooo high, the fall often hurts)

    thanks for clarifying what you define as a miracle; now it is easier to see why OUR interpretations vary

    (this is how dialogue ensues; each learn a bit from the others on what they mean)
    exactly!

    and that is where suffering lives; predeterminations (see the eatern folk; they try to teach a mind how to remove predeterminations/expectations/loss-gain of the suffering mind)

    that interaction was already in process well before you knew it was coming

    be appreciative but also keep the eyes open for the lessons (good or bad)

    remember; do not fib to yourself (hide something of difference between you) just to keep the utter parts close (we both know, them fibs (to ourselves) will always bite us in the butt later)

    we all are

    knowing how to appreciate each breath is how to know that

    or


    Bliss can be experienced by appreciating every moment.
     
  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Ok.. who would have thought

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    By the way, god hasn't contacted me yet. What do I do ?
     

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