Riddle Me This

One got left behind with the unicorns

Now the snail is the symbol on the flag flown at weddings of those who marry themselves

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When Noah yelled out

Go f yourself to the snail leaving the ark

because he suffered sea sickness

the remaining snail thought the message was for her

And so it has turned out to be

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No. Moses did not have termites on the ark.

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A tire.

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You’re sitting in a room with an all-southern view. Suddenly, a bear walks by the window. What colour is the bear?

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What do I call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

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Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?

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White.

 

Yes.

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There's always a bigger manatee...

 

Only because we cannot see them all at once.

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drizzly bear

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What claps with no hands?

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(n+10)/2 -n = 5,
or
n-n + 10/2 = 5
n can be any number.

 

He was stuffed.

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Thunder

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Yes.

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What has no weight but can sink a ship?

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I fell from a 50 foot ladder. How was I not hurt?

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