Riddle Me This

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by StrangerInAStrangeLand, May 19, 2014.

  1. pjdude1219 screw watergate i want to know about zaragate Valued Senior Member

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    because the short hand of benjamin is ben so he would be Ben Dover which sounds like bend over
     
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  3. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Yes!
     
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  5. Daecon Kiwi fruit Valued Senior Member

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    My answer was better.

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  7. Daecon Kiwi fruit Valued Senior Member

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    My friend Hermann Minkowski opened up a snowboarding resort after he retired.

    It was an utter failure.

    Can you guess why?
     
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  8. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Everyone was snow bored.
     
  9. tashja Registered Senior Member

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    Because the terrain was Minkowski-flat?
     
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  10. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Why did I advise Mr and Mrs Ding to not name their son William?
     
  11. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    What would I call an ursine with no hair?

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  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    The resort was in the desert!
     
  13. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    There are a few deserts that get snow in winter.
     
  14. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    That is why it was a failure!
     
  15. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

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    A bare bear?
     
  16. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Yes!

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  17. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    He would be called Bill Ding.

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  18. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    They taste funny.

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  19. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    "Woodbine" - because you can go for a quick drag in the park.
    This does rely heavily on UK English vernacular: "going for a drag" is "going outside to smoke a cigarette" and Woodbines were a famous brand of cigarette (at one time).
     
  20. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    About 20 years ago, I met a guy from Ireland. He told me that when he 1st came to the US, he got silence & strange looks in a bar after asking where he could get some fags.

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  21. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    What's Irish & stays out all night?

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  22. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    What is the largest desert on Earth?

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  23. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Paddy O' Furniture.

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