In this thread we're going to make a goodbye post contest. If you never say goodbye, here is your chance to do so! The judge will be me, Enmos (in which he isn't aware of yet), and a mysterious member in which the position is still vacant. Ability to compose smart-ass or genuinely stupid replies is a plus. Those who never been banned at least twice need not apply. Competitive compensation package will be offered. Post away your best goodbye post!