SciContest! Best goodbye post!

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by Sciencelovah, Aug 13, 2008.

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Which is most likely true?

  1. Everything will finally comes to an end

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%
  2. Nothing somethingness come from nothingness

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%
  3. Yes, there must be an afterlife

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%
  4. Others/don't know

    4 vote(s)
    50.0%
  1. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    In this thread we're going to make a goodbye post contest. If you never say
    goodbye, here is your chance to do so!

    The judge will be me, Enmos (in which he isn't aware of yet), and a mysterious
    member in which the position is still vacant. Ability to compose smart-ass or
    genuinely stupid replies is a plus. Those who never been banned at least
    twice need not apply.

    Competitive compensation package will be offered.

    Post away your best goodbye post!
     
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  3. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Wait. Like for real ?

    I ain't done with these fools yet.
     
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  5. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    There is also a poll above (I've just add it).

    Ok, so, here is my entry:

    Challenger78 is SUCK!!!!!!! I am leaving this place

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    See you after lunch.
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Sure, I'll be a judge

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    As for the poll, I disagree with the first three options so I picked the last one.
     
  8. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    My entry:

    I have finally accepted God into my life, and He asked me not to return to this atheist infested hellhole anymore. I'm happy to oblige.
    Goodbye sinners !
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Just one question Inzomnia.. are we going to judge our own entries ?

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  10. domesticated om Cartoon character Valued Senior Member

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    It's been a long time coming, but sadly, the time has finally come for me to say au revoir. My time here has come to an end.

    Since coming to this site, I have never felt welcome. I have tried my hardest to relate to the community to the best of my ability, and yet the horrible.....horrible members who post here go out of there ways to put me down. To make matters worse, the moderators are all out to get me. They let everybody else get away with so much, yet they always single ME out. ME!!!!! It's not fair - but I'm tough..........I have a light inside of me that shines brighter than ever, and keeps me strong. As long as I have have that, then I have nothing to fear from anybody!
    There comes a time in everyone's life -a moment of clarity if you will- when they must pick up the pieces, and move onward. Sadly, for me that time has come.
    I would like to thank the few people who went out of their way to understand me and be my friend. Thank you Enmos for making me feel like a unique little special snowflake when nobody else believed in me. Thank you Inzomnia for standing up for me when nobody else would. Thank you Challenger78 for making me smile whenever I felt life was hopeless.

    Goodbye cruel board

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    I think that had all the necessary elements.......mixed metephors......feelings of persecution.......useless French phrases. I was going to put the obligatory jab at JamesR or SAM, but I thought that would be going overboard.
     
  11. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Ah, I get it...
    Here's my entry:

    Gee, great, three years on these forums and for what ? eh ? POR QUE ?
    Gee, For a goddamn bunch of intelligent people , no one here know what Illegitimi Non Carborundum means...
    And unfortunately, yes, the bloody bastards have gotten to me.
    Where the buffalo roam free, you shall not see me..
    See what all of you have done ?, You've turned me into a fucking poet...Seriously. That's low. Even lower than Barbiegirl14's age.. that low.

    That said, there are a few that gave me good laughs, Emnos, I finally started to hate you..., Spud.. The olympics aren't that great man,.., Tiassa, Your words and the horrific incidents of grotesque stupidity will haunt me until hell freezes over. (With Global Warming, causing unpredictable weather, It just might), Draq.. Thanks for the pointlessness. Hypewaders... Flying is fun.. unless you crash. Oh, and all the youngsters out there, BG14, Exeter, BoH,... Make sure you do not end up like draq... or me..
     
  12. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    oh..i cant wait for this...just let me get to work...typing an extensive "fuck you" on a mobile is too hard.

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  13. Reiku Banned Banned

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    What about me> I've had a few temper tantrums

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  14. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    :roflmao:

    Goodbye, Enmos. Will you pls send us PM if you find internet connection in heaven?

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    That.. I guess we'll have to discuss with the mysterious member first.



    Reiku.....?
    j/k

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    Good riddance.
    j/k, too.
     
  15. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    Hi, all.

    I've noticed that there is so many bias in this forum. I've realized that I will never
    make a mod. Point taken. Bye.

    불면증 ---> Korean script
     
  16. Reiku Banned Banned

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    Hi Inzomnia :0 - When you going abroad mate?

    ''Reiku.....? ''

    Oh god no

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    It sounds more like draqon, perhaps???
     
  17. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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  18. Sciencelovah Registered Senior Member

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    Hi Reiku, 18-20 Aug, and then the next week. Not so far from Germany.

    I was just kidding, no offense

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    Are you going to post one?

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  19. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Goodbye THREAT

    Seriously, another, just one more lame-arsed poll and I am outta here.
    Besides, barely anyone can spell ( the freaks in the fucking 'photons are the most important thing in the farking world and I will kill myself proving it whilst neglecting anything else in the world remotely related to fun'[they know who they are but won't read this cos they're so busy working out which fucking direction the big bang went that they'd never even notice that the sun came up and went down and they were still glued by their flaccid, spotty arses to the out of date office chair in front of their puncy maths icon keyboards]can't even talk in legible sentences), the religious fuck-ups are so fucking frustrating with their absolute hardwired methodology of ignoring common sense whilst banging on and on and on and on and on about psalm fucking 23/matthew;17( Read between the lines you daft todgers. You fucken shit me.), the farking moderators swing wildly from banning some poor kid with low self esteem for having fun in his favourite hangout to kissing Gendanken's poorly plumbed sultana[thanks Dr. Lou], the old cunts need to get a life (go fishing, stick your money in a poker machine, anything but this miserable, self aggrandising excuse for a gathering of the bloody cogniscenti, die for all I care but don't bore me with your putrid colostomy bag stories), the fucking kids, don't get me started on the kids, little freaky gothic fucks with their skin so fucking translucent you can see their crap tattoes from the other side of their wasted scrawny arses. They all shit me with their utterly pathetic 'I love him and I'll never get over him' whining monologues and that's just the blokes.Then you've got your right wing nutjobs, they're the worst of all by a fucking country mile; they should know better, friggin' doctors and ex-servicemen who have flashbacks at the screen and start shooting at their 'fucken Big Tellies' when the opening ceremony started up cos the little slanty fuckin' Yellow Peril was getting a bit too cocky for its own good and we'll show those gooky little cunts. Nah! Fuck this place. I'm outta here! And my pet hate, no-one would know a fuckin' subtle pun if if it was stuck up their arse with a burnt stick let alone a friggin' double entendre.

    Goodbye, get fucked and goodnight!
     
  20. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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  21. domesticated om Cartoon character Valued Senior Member

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    There needs to be a rating system, or series of criteria that can be used judge one over the other - perhaps even a rating scale (1 to 10 maybe?). Examples:

    Originality
    Emo rating
    technique
    dismount
    execution
    anger factor

    We could also toss in a few added points for use of certain elements (example -- poetry, big text, angry smilies, bad puns, etc).

    .....also deductions for certain elements (IE - indication that you'll be back, legitimate gripes, not enough flair, etc)
    etc...... not those specifically, just used to give the general gist.
     
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  22. Reiku Banned Banned

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    Originality
    Emo rating
    technique
    dismount
    execution
    anger factor

    .. from that must follow..

    ..Reiku factor
     
  23. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    OMG..I'm wiping tears from my eyes, I'm laughing so hard. Funny, funny shit. (gives double devil hands of approval)
     

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