In honour of several returning esteemed alumni of SciForums - oh! and Dwyddyr - I thought it was about time to follow up on the ongoing pursuit of eternal glory and adoration that is bestowed on me the internationally recognized (in that many of our members come from different countries, and that some of them will recognize it) contest known colloquially as SciForums' Bestest Member. Why SciForums's Bestest Member, the new among us may ask? Well, firstly, shut up, you newbie clucks. When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. But, and more importantly, secondly, there are many reasons. SciForums is for the place that you are now. Yes, right now. Look above you in the freaking URL. Can you not see it? For Christ's sake, if you're some kind of internet spider, just speak up now so we can properly ban your worthless hide - and, don't forget to vote. Very important. You vote, and I'll buy whatever unusual services you provide as a spambombing Bangladeshi 'Magic love doctor'. No, really. I promise. Bestest is the term that we use to describe that person - poster or member - of SF that is the, just, well, the absolute bestest that this not-society can produce. It's that very bestest member of the socially tortured clique that comes here at least once a day to troll and scream at strangers in a way that only a family member suffering from Tourette's Syndrome would consider in any way normal or objective. You know him - or her... well, him in this case. You've passed him on a thread, or sent him upbraiding PMs. Maybe he's the dictator of a small East-Southeast Asian country that absolutely exists, or some kind of a bastard. And, maybe at the time, you might have wanted to fry him in oil, but you didn't, and for reasons not only of distance or general legality, but because you recognized that, at the centre of his dark, miserly heart that he really was something special and, well, just bestest. As in, probably better than you. No, that's not fair: he's definitely better than you are. And it's not from working hard, or possessing qualities, but just from that light of inner bestestness that casts a light on BS, and then sets fire to that BS, and then ridicules the attempts to put that flaming BS out, like the serendipitous midnight dance of an elderly neighbour on a bag of flaming dog poo sitting on his welcome mat. Member, of course, is a rude colloquial for penis. One might ask: "how many members are there on SF at any given moment?" And of course, there are many. Now, having said all these things, I think that this reflection will cast your cross-eyed gaze inward to search your soul - well, you probably have one - for a name that will stand out, against the lists and lists of welcome and illustrious candidates to be, for the several months of 2016 that remain, as Sciforums' Bestest Member! Please make your selection from our selected pool of candidates above. Thankyou for your votes and - sniff - God Bless America. Or Myuu Bless it. Or... God Bless Myuu. Yes, that's the one.