Sciforums Poetic Parodies.

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  1. Mephura Applesauce, bitch... Valued Senior Member

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    *sniffle sniffle*

    That was beautiful man..
    beautiful..
     
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  3. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Kalvin:
    Everyday is a special occasion so long as I'm in it. Therefore, your logic would have it a healthy yes- I really am this pathetic every day.

    Wes:
    You mispelled 'your.'



    Hmmm.....its a sick animal this one. We can either do the humane and shoot it in its death throes

    Or

    I can come back despite the foul mood and inject it brand new again.

    I'll be back.
     
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  5. Romani Registered Member

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    I have to say that this thread is inspiring. I'd like to try my hand at this if you guys wouldn't mind my feeble attempts at it.
    What do you say?
     
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  7. Ozymandias Unregistered User Registered Senior Member

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    don't be timid, Romani, get out there and post something.

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  8. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Come one, come all........................give us, Romani, your waterfalls.

    I was going to close this up or finish it up with some magical prose or something as cheesy, but now that you're game KEEP THE BITCH UP.
     
  9. Mrs.Lucysnow Valued Senior Member

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    William Shakespeare
    Sonnet 10

    Re-named: Kiss Me Kate


    For shame! deny that thou bear'st attraction to me,
    Who for thyself art a tempest queen to guide.
    Grant, if thou wilt, thou art beloved of Wolves,
    But that thou none lovest is not so evident;
    For thou art so possess'd with vengence at my words
    That 'gainst thyself thou stick'st not to conspire.
    Seeking that beauteous wound to ruinate
    Which to kiss should be thy chief desire.
    O, I change my thought, while you change your mind!
    Shall hate be fairer lodged than gentle love?
    Be, as thy presence is, hard while tender,
    To Zeus at least yielding prove:
    Make thee a gentler self, for love of we,
    That beauty still may live in thee as me.
     
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  10. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    Well

    I want to fuck the living shit out of you.
    In all seriousness, I’m disinterested in all the tiny, “pretty” kisses.
    I am horny, you are hot, and I want to fuck.
    I want to spank your fucking ass as I fuck you from behind.
    No, the other hole, and yes, I want to squeeze your tits—yes, I am that flexible.
    No, I am not being obscene.
    And yes, I think you should get over your fucking stupid bullshit over “cussing”.
    And yes, I do hear you screaming in ecstasy as I fuck this sweet pussy.
    That’s right, enjoy, enjoy.
    Masochistic, arrogant, son of a ….
    Yea, there you go again…
    And when it’s all said and done,
    you shall be back.
     
  11. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    This thread has died to me tonight. A Romani has peed on it.
     
  12. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    Heh. Well, good.
     
  13. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Fuck you, you have no clue what I'm even talking about.
     
  14. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    I do not see the relevance, do you?
     
  15. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    You and 'relevance' never meshed well.

    If I was a mod, I'd close this piece of shit thread today.
     
  16. thefountainhed Fully Realized Valued Senior Member

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    Again, I fail to see the relevance, do you?
     
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