Screw Iraq, Lets take over Canada!

Why are we wasting our time attacking Iraq? Why doesn't bush just invade a whole huge country like Canada if we wants to make himself look good for the next election?

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I"

Can anybody suggest a good book about communism, or soviet Russia for me to read? I am really interested in that stuff, but have run out of resources.

you know whats fun?! making sentences out of like conjuctions, and nonsense verbs/nouns only, and repeating some conjuctions and interjects. ("and and the not not"). Give it a try, then post some fun ones, if you can make one.

 

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Good idea, Canada has lots of natural resources.

As for books on the USSR, try the Mitrokhin Archives ... Amazon has it.

 

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Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

 

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Gee Avatar, wander where you go that from

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As for Invading Canada, you're nuts

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ups sorry
the song is from the South Park movie

title: Blame Canada


edit- why not invade Canada? there may be some terrorists out there!!!

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Avatar, tsk tsk tsk. For shame. How can you be so Anti-Canada?

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why dont we give canada the good ol american dollor and buy them out.

 

We gave you hockey. You owe us the world.

 

Too bloody right, you tell them Tyler!!!

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Tyler,

We gave you your culture. You owe us your allegiance.

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Our culture comes from Britain and France as well as (in some more populated parts of Canada), the most multi-cultural pot in the world.

If we had American culture, I'd say we owe you nothing but a severe beating.

 

hey dosent the admin live in canada. we could all be baned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Our culture is indeed based upon the earlier ones of britain and france, but you, like so many others, have been americanized tyler. I can't wait until you wake up one morning, and the tatoo on your shoulder that is a red maple leaf has warped to that of the glorious american flag.

A severe beating? Howsaboot a few canadian dollars? Oh wait--they're worth next to nothing! My mistake.

heheh...I actually better be careful with the lame insults tyler...when this war starts I'm gonna need a place in canada to crash, when they start drafting us youngins....

 

you don't understand that this thread is actually about the USA?

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Amputee

If that glorious maple flag ever turned into Bush's dispicable robe I would have my arm chopped off.

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"Our culture is indeed based upon the earlier ones of britain and france, but you, like so many others, have been americanized tyler. I can't wait until you wake up one morning, and the tatoo on your shoulder that is a red maple leaf has warped to that of the glorious american flag."

Every part of our culture I hate is American (er, and some of the French I suppose). I despise the American culture.

Fortunatly, Canada didn't leave British and French influence until much after America. After all, we don't still have people who believe in teaching creationism as fact eh?


"A severe beating? Howsaboot a few canadian dollars? Oh wait--they're worth next to nothing! My mistake."

Unfortunatly, we have a jackass of a Prime Minister in power. Ahhh well. Rather have a weak dollar than a gun-tuttin', blood-hungry, evolution-doubtin' dumby.


"heheh...I actually better be careful with the lame insults tyler...when this war starts I'm gonna need a place in canada to crash, when they start drafting us youngins...."

Haha. The very minute any real war starts (such as with China. Which I doubt will happen though) I'm doin' what I can to get to the front lines!

 

You can't defeat Canada, we're bigger and on top.

 

Silly Canadians

You silly canadians are funny. America would end canada with no trouble at all. Oh no! Canada has rocky and bulwinkle! Unfortunately, not even they would be of any use if the USA went to war with Canada. It would only last like 2 minutes. We would just change the target site on all of our missiles from Moscow or Kiev, and send them to Ontario.

 

We would send all of our losers to canada. It wouldn't change the place much, though

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only one way to settle this thumb war.

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