Invert, it's ok, being like Gendy is cool.... And you're not going insane. Plexus really wasn't your other personality, it was just me. But if you start whining and writing love letters, I just might lose my patience.
We ought to set up Gondolin to go on a date with Gendanken. That would either cure him of his hesitancy or it would completely castrate him. One of the two. But as long as it's videotaped and I have the distribution rights. It's all good.
Ha! You!!! You know. I secretly thought it was Xev. I'm so disillusioned now. You're saying you want me to start writing you love letters, you bohemian goddess? Got any nekkid pics? Maybe I will...
STOP YOUR MIND MEDDLING YOU SILLY HUMANS. AHHHH, I hate it when you do this. Can't you keep to science? No more politics? An here I am, looking for shadouts of the Illuminati of Sci. Damn you senior members, damn you....
Anatomy lessons and sex are perfectly scientific. Invert, I saaaaaaay yessssssss. Let us examine you first, though. Got any nude pics? Clothed pics?
Nah. Better not. Avatar would probably kick my ass. He's a judo master or something, you know. Roman, Shadout? Is that something like the shadout Mapes from Dune? Are the Fremen part of the Illuminati conspiracy?
invert_nexus, I said no stupid thing. I am incapable of enjoying sex with idiots, retards etc. How inconvenient for you. Where, oh where ... What'dya think? Too bad that stereotypes only lead to stereotypes ... Sheesh, oh, your sensibilities, you mofo! No, yours are. Read Netty: The mother of lust is not joy, but the lack of joy. No, Gondolin has. The truth is sometimes stupid. Yes. I don't laugh at command. Yeah, you "choose" life. Nah, you're not more bitter and assholish than normal. It just shows more. You can't even recognize Lola?!?! Man, something is awfully wrong with you. You are touchy, Invert! A mimosa! As if you were made of some really dleictae soft tissue which, upon being poked at, would grow a mean hard crust over the wound. You were angry for that?! Yup, such is the begining of all insanity. Nope, re-runs and sequels don't do.
Blotter, (I figure since we're 'fighting' and all might as well do the typical making fun of user names. Call me inverted colon or something now.) I think you did. You went from a to 93 1/2. You went from Gondolin being a hesitant little boy who was too timid to get a girl to Gondolin being some kind of sex fiend who is interested in this girl for nothing other than sex. And you did it with no intervening steps. Nowhere does he utter such a statement. Heh. Back to this? Why is it inconvenient for me? Would you have sex with me if I weren't an 'idiot or retard'? Would you fly to Seattle just to hop on my massive man-muscle? Oh. Water. If only I weren't an idiot. Or. Am I 'etc...'? Funny, anyway, how you have to try to insult me in such a way. You know that I'm no idiot or retard, and yet you call me one as though it would be some sort of effective insult. As if it would... affect me in some way. Why? I wouldn't call you stupid. Because you're not. Somewhere from the depths of your history, I should imagine. That's hi-fidelity-types. Get with the times. Mofo. Heh. Is that some kinda cracker slang? Yeah. "Netty" was on expert on sex and sexual relations. Everyone knows that. Quote it then? I suppose you're going to soon post a quote from his other thread where he was joking back with all the ribbing he was getting? No go, Water. Show me where you acquired you surety of Gondolin the Sex Fiend. Or are you simply going to say, "He's a man!!" Thought you didn't say anything stupid. Are you lying then? What do you do on command? That's what I said. You don't like choosing, do you? Exactly. Uhh. You're kidding? Right? Sometimes it's hard to tell with you. Why do feel this way? And what's that crusty shell forming on the surface of your pond? Somewhat. She promptly bored the anger out of me when the whole thing got going though. All insanity? Well. They were certainly more entertaining than our pedantic quarrels, I should think. What says the audience?
For crying out loud, a man who is not after screwing would not post a thread with such content. And title it "She Saaaaaaaaaaaaid Yes!" Unless, Gondolin, you are so awfully clumsy. In which case, terrible.
You couldn't be more wrong, all knowing Water. My fondness of her has nothing to do with sex nor does it have to do with anything sexual. Im excited because she feels the same way about me as I do about her. Therefore, Im happy me and her are together. That I have found someone to be with that likes me for me and not for sex.
Yup. Water. He's that clumsy. But. He's just a boy. Don't worry about it. But. You've been clumsy in a way as well, you know. I do see your confusion now, of course. "She said yes." And when your mind thought "What did he say yes to?" You had only one answer. SEX. You're incredibly horny, aren't you? And they call me a sex fiend. However, Gondolin, You're going a bit too far in your own defense. You're saying you have no interest in sex? Your testicles have descended haven't they? I think that Water was carrying things too far by assuming that all you wanted from her was to fuck. But you're carrying things too far by saying that you haven't even thought about it. Liar.
Wow... so everything is about sex? I don't see it that way, but whatever. You're right, I have thought about it. I didn't think about having sex with her. The thought of me getting together with her for sex or it leading up to sex never crossed my mind. I'm not in it for sex. Some people may think "What the Hell", but whatever. I don't care.
Whitewolf, The state of perpetual despair. You don't want to get involved with me. Trust me. I'm a mess. Gondolin, Liar. Truthseeker, You wound me, little man. And after I've been so friendly to you.
