I received one of those "weird shit you didn't know" emails the other day. You know the ones with the strange and completely random facts that will help you in no way at all in life. One of the facts was "Bats always fly left out of a cave" and I got to thinking, how the eff would people know stuff like this? I mean, did some scientist just sit outside about 200 caves and jot down notes every time a bat flew out? And if such idiocy is the case then why the hell are people spending money on this stuff? It just boggles me.