Sniffy

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by sniffy, Sep 22, 2009.

  1. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    It's probably an SAS-trained insurgent squirrel that got lost on a mission in Iraq.
    Lay a false trail (to fool Iraqi troops), bury the body and cover the grave. Hide his weapons.
     
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  3. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I'm not touching its weapons.. you know..
    Besides, I could never catch them all without at least one of them biting me.
     
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  5. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    That's clever, starting the denial process now.
    Deny everything.
    "I don't know what you're talking about Mr Torturer. I didn't see any squirrel. I didn't touch his weapons" etc.
     
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  7. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    you probably take it home for chicken stew.
     
  8. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    It might not even come that. I might be dead and buried myself before anyone ever starts thinking of interrogating me.

    That might be the last meal you ever eat.
    Chicken stew?
     
  9. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    squirrel stew sounds unprofessional.
     
  10. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Ok, what word am I looking for?
     
  11. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Too late, I've just given "the boys" your address.
     
  12. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Damn! And to think I was just playing a game :bawl:
     
  13. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I didn't even notice that before. Very clever!

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  14. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    oops. thought the thread read "stiffy". my bad...toodles!
     
  15. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Seriously Indecent Proposals:

    Citing this thread as evidence I propose that everything below the Life line be deleted and cessed.

    And in future nothing with a silly name, particularly one with fewer than 8 characters should ever be granted forum membership.

    And absolutely no women.

    If this is done I guarantee no trolling.
     
  16. sandy Banned Banned

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    Who are you? Were you the reigning shy/quiet misunderstood member while I was gone?

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    What's up with the no chicks? I like it here.
     
  17. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    "Silly" is relative and subjective.
    Fewer than 8 characters?
    But... concision is laudable!

    For why?

    Pfft, you overestimate the idiocy of males.
     
  18. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Look around. Witches, bitches and ill informed whores. Present company excepted of course I suppose.
     
  19. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    You forgot to propose a War Subforum with me as moderator.

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    Plus my user name is perfection incarnate, so I sure as the Devil's rump is red ain't a-goin' ter change it.
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  20. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Add four more letters and I'll consider speaking to you.

    I propose a subforum called Flame Wars with xxxxkilljoy as moderator.

    And then explain exactly why, in this technologically advanced century, we still have wars.
     
  21. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Improved technology yes, but we've still got the same old-fashioned human nature.
     
  22. sandy Banned Banned

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    Ok. Good save.
     
  23. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Which 4 letters ?

    How about 4 hitherto unknown and invisible runes which serve in the stead of letters ?

    Alternately, I might be persuaded to consider Lord God Commanding Wubbsy

    Incendiary attacks are good. Evidence of "collateral damage" is usually obliterated.

    War Is Our Destiny
     

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