Some questions for Buffalo.

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by S.A.M., Sep 16, 2008.

  1. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I need a special thread for this. This is truly a World Event.

    "For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it." (Matthew 19:12 ASV)


    So are all Christians eunuchs? If not, why not?
     
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  5. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    SLAVERY IN THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE

    The enslavement of captives taken when the Ottoman armies raided Christian countries was part of the state system of the Ottoman Empire. After he conquered Constantinople in 1453 Sultan Mehmed wrote to various Muslim rulers boasting of the enslavement of its Christian population. The Ottomans engaged in slave trading from Gibraltar to Central Asia.

    The Balkan Christians of the Ottoman Empire suffered cruelly, particularly under the brutal and bitterly resented child-levy, the devshirme. From the 15th century to the early 17th century the Ottomans would seize a certain proportion of Christian boys from their villages every few years, forcibly convert them to Islam and train them for the elite fighting force known as the Janissaries or for the state bureaucracy. The devshirme was sternly enforced. If any Christian parent tried to prevent the taking of his child he was immediately hanged from his own door frame. It is estimated that between 500,000 and one million boys, from the ages of 8 to 20, were taken in this way. Occasionally, armed uprisings against the system took place, but they were quickly crushed. Some children ran away, only to return and give themselves up when their parents were tortured. Many resorted to bribery to escape recruitment. In the early 17th century the devshirme was abandoned and the Ottomans obtained their slaves from new sources Georgians and Circassians of the Caucasus and Slav and Central Asian slaves captured and traded by the Crimean Tatars. By the early 19th century this supply was reduced and the Ottomans turned to Africa.

    Eunuch slaves were in high demand in the Ottoman Empire, principally as guardians of the harems. Prague became an important centre for the castration of European slaves being imported to the Ottoman Empire.
     
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  7. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    So the Christians became eunuchs to bend over for the Turks? I always thought those Turkish baths highly suspicious.
     
  8. John99 Banned Banned

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    Well i found some info on Eunochs. Often it effect children whose balls are damaged from birth. These Eunuchs had a hard life, for many reasons. That verse may be telling them it is going to be ok.

    http://www.biblestudy.org/question/what-is-a-eunuch.html
     
  9. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Well I want to know if republicans keep falling out of closets because they are all bent over for the Turks?

    Are all conservative Christians secretly eunuchs? Or do they avoid Jesus when they find him with their balls still on?

    C'mon, does a single eunuch Christian know why Jesus wants their balls?
     
  10. John99 Banned Banned

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    S.A.M, how can you talk about Jesus like that?

    As an aside, the other night i went to a really nice Turkish restaurant. Words cannot do this place justice and i even met the owner. Very nice people.
     
  11. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, and the Turks are Muslim.
     
  12. iceaura Valued Senior Member

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    You seem to be confusing eunuchs with homosexual men, and Muslim pederasty with Muslim harem slavery and Muslim homosexuality - I doubt they were all of a piece.

    Among other details, castration performed too late in development does not completely prevent sexual performance. Some of the harem eunuchs developed a following among the sequestered inmates. Homosexuality is another issue entirely.

    Muddled,the whole thing. Redo from start.

    For an interesting take on the situation, a biography of Vlad Dracul is worth perusing. He was a Christian heir to title and land, who for reasons of state was raised as a boy among the Muslim Turkish neighbors, and came to his adulthood with a lifelong antipathy for the people and circumstances of his adolescence, coupled with an odd fetish or fascination with public anal impalement.
     
  13. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    What is the penalty for Blasphemy in Islam?

    SAM has committed the ultimate sin in Islam, she has Blasphemed the Prophets, and twisted their word, into a Lie.
     
  14. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Actually I was trying to see a connection between Ottoman captives and Christian eunuchs, as per Buffalo's response.

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  15. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    No SAM, you made a Blasphmey of the words of the Prophet, يسوع).
     
  16. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    The Quran does not say Jesus wants your balls, ergo, its a Christian homoerotic fantasy ascribed to Jesus.

    Otherwise, you would be a eunuch. But you're not, are you?
     
  17. Bells Staff Member

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    I wonder why the televangelist never even mention it. Hmmmm.. I suspect it might put a dint in their 'donations' that they tell the plebs God wants them to give to the Church. Benny Hinn would never have gotten a private jet if he said the following..

    "Embraaaaccceeee Jeeessuss"!!

    "Give everything to Jeeeeesssuusss.."

    "You must give your balls to Jeeeeesssusss .... and donate all your money so that I can fly closer to Jeessuuss in my own private plane"..
     
  18. Mr.Spock Back from the dead Valued Senior Member

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    Eunuchs is an ancient term that can also be referred to as Eunuchs from birth. I dont see anything on balls, as it will be highly illogical.
     
  19. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    Of course, God loves human balls, and why shouldn't she?


    Actually, if I remember correctly, Paul like most Greek minded Romans liked to have sex with transsexuals, but, as naturally occurring transsexuals and hermaphrodites were hard to come by he sometimes had to improvise. Which meant, if he could get little boys to have their balls removed then they would grow up into effeminate men that he could then sodomize.

    The Catholic Church has been doing it for years and years. It also has something to do with what the "Queen Spider" wants. She's an incarnate of the Goddess.

    Anyway, you should be used to this line of thinking, everytime Mohammad wanted to pump the bone up a daughter-in-law or pre-teen along came the Allah with a "revelation" (pffff HAAaaaahahaaaaaa) and the intsy wincy spider went up the spiders spout

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  20. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Since Mohammed did not have a son, he did not have a daughter in law. But the Paul story sounds like your fantasy. I wonder what the origin of that story really is. It was the Turks who first introduced eunuchs as elites in society. Or was it the Egyptians?

    Also, don't consider this a curse, but you should have a daughter.
     
  21. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, SAM, Mohammad was a virgin... Pffff... hahahahaha... Mo wanted to hit that sweet tight peace of daughter in ass and *poof* magical Allah appears and he has a "revelation".

    It's simply a great example of how stupid people are...

    *poof*
    I'm getting a HARD revelation. Very hard. It's swelling and throbbing... Allah said git down on your knees for the Lord SAM!!!


    As for Eunuchs all kings had Eunuchs. The famous Muslims Chinese explorer Zheng He was Eunuch. The Catholic church particularly liked pretty boys with high voices so they performed orchiectomy all the time. It's very common for transexuals to this surgery performed and for the same reasons.
     
  22. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Sure, but when did they graduate to being most eligible members of heaven?
     
  23. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    as soon as Paul found he liked donking them and: *Poof* there it is, I said, *Umph* dare is it, *Umph* dare is it, (Paul, snapping his fingers and holding a knife, gyrates his hips behind a Xian neophyte) .. .. ..
     

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