Straighten your Yoohoo!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Thoreau, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    So my best friend came running to me yesterday saying that he's getting his.... "Yoohoo" straightened... surgically. I've never seen his...friend... nor do I care to, but how in the hell does someone straighten their.... uh.... you know?

    And what the hell would make it crooked to begin with?
     
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  3. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I have no words.. lol
     
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  5. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    what's a yooyoo?
     
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  7. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    I urinary tool. lol AKA...a penis.
     
  8. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    There I said it! lol
     
  9. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    was his penis homosexual?
     
  10. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    LOL! No him and his penis are heterosexual.
     
  11. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    oh...his penis was crooked?

    I thought that the crooked "yooyoo" was a myth. that they are all straight.
     
  12. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    lol no.... I mean bent... curved... u-turn.... left at the light... round-about... lol
     
  13. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    if i were a surgeon i wouldn't want to touch another man's yooyoo. not even to pay off my mercedes benz and my third wife.

    sometimes i am happy to be an accountant. no yooyoos between the books.
     
  14. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Well, touching another mans tool for a living wouldn't be a problem. (God, I sound like a whore). I would however have problem slicing it up into pieces and sewing it back together.
     
  15. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    Is this surgery standard procedure?
     
  16. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Hell if I know. lol I've never heard of such a thing.
     
  17. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    what if it all goes wrong and your yooyoo catches the flesh eating bug and it falls off.

    then he won't be a happy chappy
     
  18. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Can't imagine he would be.
     
  19. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    Does he has a history of violent masturbation?
     
  20. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Don't know, don't care. lol
     
  21. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    So can anyone answer this?
     
  22. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I think you're out of luck, MZ.. lol
    Perhaps you should ask your friend

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  23. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    I already felt uncomfortable enough when he told me. I'd rather not. lol
     

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