Straighten your Yoohoo!

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Thoreau, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. Liebling Doesn't Need to be Spoonfed. Valued Senior Member

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    Well, there is crooked... but then there is bent. And some bends can be very painful during intercourse if they go one way and get folded a bit. It can cause discomfort and embarrassment for the male, and should be fixed in that case. If the bend is bad enough, it could cause a bit of backflow and cause a slight case of blue-balls every time there is sexual release. There are valid medical reasons related to quality of life that can be weighed in as well. A little crooked can be... well, the swings the thing really... but bent is a problem of a different nature.

    It's complicated, because of course there is the matter of self-esteem related to having to pee in open urinals as well, and it could also cause some apprehension when meeting or cavorting with potential partners.

    I knew a guy in high school that reportedly had a very bad bend and it was a source of a lot of shame and embarrassment to the point that he stopped dating all together. So yeah.
     
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  3. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    What causes it? A natural birth defect? Or does it develope over time?
     
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  5. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Ive been under the impresson that a penis wit a "bent" prollem is only evident when errect... an ive never had or seen an erecton at a open urinal... lol.!!!
     
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  7. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    I did once. Long story. lol
     
  8. Liebling Doesn't Need to be Spoonfed. Valued Senior Member

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    It can be either. Usually it starts as a minor defect, but it can be perpetuated by tight briefs or pants that are too tight and keeping it in the same position all the time. Some are caused by the barbaric ritual of circumcision and it's tendancy to thicken and scar the skin in a way that one side is not as stretchy as the other and it can cause more major scaring that would cause it to grow normally on one side and not so well on the scarred side.

    Either way, a touchy subject for any guy with the problem to talk about, I imagine.

    And clueless, I don't make a habit of going into the mens room. It was just something I had heard from a friend at one point. I think that people with major bends look deformed even when not erect. See, there are "growers" and there are "swellers". When not erect, a grower would look more like a turtle with a retracted head, and a sweller would dangle and it would still be obvious. Anatomy 103

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  9. TaleofGenji Registered Senior Member

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    Wow, I saw Yoohoo and thought of the drink first and then wondered if it was a spelling error for the Yahoo website. Teaches me to assume! LOL!
     
  10. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Makes sinse... thanks.!!!
     
  11. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    he needs to spank his monkey with his opposite hand for awhile

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  12. mike47 Banned Banned

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    Urology is just fascinating . Urologists do amazing things these days . I know a person who was born with a hole in his penis at the bottom of the shaft instead of the top . The specialists at the hospital fixed the problem and now he is just fine as if he had no problem at all .
     
  13. Liebling Doesn't Need to be Spoonfed. Valued Senior Member

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    Not unless he's doing it with a skin grafter to shave off the excess scar tissue and then applying salve to the side that needs softening after the bleeding has stopped.

    I don't have to be a guy for that idea to make me cringe. Ew.

    Has nothing to do with masturbation. It has to do with structure and skin temperment. It depends on how he feels about it, obviously he would like it fixed and it's not a slight undertaking.
     
  14. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    A titanium brace, and a bunch of screws.

    To be honest though, I'm curious about the same thing. The "yoohoo" doesn't seem like the kind of tissue that could be re-shaped....but then again, I don't know much about the state of medical technology.
     
  15. Liebling Doesn't Need to be Spoonfed. Valued Senior Member

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    It's called Peyronie's Disease and most of the time the only cure is surgery.

    A good explanation is here;

    http://kidney.niddk.nih.gov/Kudiseases/pubs/peyronie/index.htm

    And there you have it.
     
  16. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Souns like it woud be paneful durin the healin process... it was mounthes befor i coud even walk after i was circumcised.!!!
     
  17. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    :roflmao::xctd::roflmao:
     

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