Strange People...

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by TruthSeeker, Aug 5, 2005.

  1. Satyr Banned Banned

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    outlandish
    You know I really resent this.
    Here I am screaming for attention and you are having all the fun all on your own.

    The only consolation I can find is that, somehow, somewhere, I’ve softened them up for you.
    You know, stolen their undergarments from the clothesline and posted pictures of them online.

    My preferred specimen these days is this inverted_colon guy.

    He exhibits the right amount of puppy dog sensitivities and Knightly pretentious honour, coupled with a dose of childish superficiality and a gaping wound warmth, aching for a Band-Aid, to keep me fascinated for a little while.
    I’m mostly intrigued about his flirtatious methods and the manner with which he enters the Queenly chambers.

    Sorry for butting in.
    Proceed.
     
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  3. Bells Staff Member

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    Pervert..

    That's because he enters her chambers on tiptoe to quietly slurp her bathwater through a straw. You on the other hand, enter to quench your thirst on her soapy water with a soup ladle as big as a dragline.
     
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  5. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    sattie:
    plenty of fun to go round for all dear chap, roll up your sleaves and dive in by all means....

    your work has been first rate, and of the highest quality.

    aye.

    ...only within the darkest depths of his most sordid fantasies does that boy ever enter any of her chambers....

    no, it is I who have butted in, after a long absence from this place, I have returned after your arrival, hence you have every right to feel slightly agreived.

    sir, it is not my intention to steel thy thunder, or piss on your bonfire, and any resentment on your part saddens me deeply, I do not wish to appear to be the "new (old) upstart on the block"
    I doff my cap to you sir, you proceed.....and I shall follow.
     
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  7. Satyr Banned Banned

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    Bells

    I try. :bugeye:

    I swear I haven’t even been close to her door. It is well guarded.

    Well, once a while back she almost invited me for a walk min the royal gardens, to sniff the roses and suck on the blood, but a certain Mephura!!!! and Fenris Wolf, screwed up that one.

    Then, of course, she claimed she was playing me.
    I was hurt….deeply.


    outlandish

    On second thought I’ll try to sit this one out.
    I just changed clothes and I don’t want to dirty my Satyr outfit yet.
    My Wanderer attire has been torn and is unsalvageable and the Alter Ego outfit was bland and plain.

    I will be greatly entertained in the spectacle.

    Why thank you, I can only hope to be as entertained by your own creativity.

    So far you are doing magnificently.
    Did I ever tell you that once someone thought I was you?
    Yeah…long story.

    Please do continue.

    I know what you mean.
    But I like teasing him with his incapacity to excite her interests and watching him rev-up his strategies entertains me further.

    Don’t you think, though, that he’s been allowed a small peak through the keyhole?

    I know Mephura has tentatively entered that chamber but was kicked out when he dropped his pants.
    I’m guessing the size or the aesthetics were displeasing to her highness.
    Perhaps some amends have been made.

    But the footman struggles to become relevant. He began with the Knightly routine. Now, he’s sensed her preference for vulgarity and strength.

    No, no, no, by all means proceed.

    I have lost some interest in this game and would prefer to be an audience.
    It’s just that my insatiable need for attention made me burst out in a moment of envy.

    See, I’ve already distracted you.

    I will be silent from now on.

    No “resentment” at all but an admiration bordering on jealousy.

    Now please focus on the inverted_sexus and the band of merry men.

    I am all a tingle.
     
  8. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    sattie:

    now you've got me intruiged.....I'm all ears, besides it won't liven up round here till dank decides to turn up and hurl the obligatory ripository insults at me.....
     
  9. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    Bells:

    heh, hey you know I'm a good boy and that I don't go in for that "happy home breaking" shit....otherwise you know I'd be on your case right??

    ...not that I haven't tried in the past eh?....

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  10. Satyr Banned Banned

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    outlandish
    Nothing too interesting.
    Just someone that admired you, I forget the alias, PM’d me thinking I might be you, based on the quality of my ponderings.

    I didn’t know who the hell they were referring to back then.
    Now, of course, I know.
     
  11. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    That's exactly what I had asked all of you to do a few posts above... :bugeye:

     
  12. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    You are all strange. :bugeye:
     
  13. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    truthie.....god bless you for ignoring all the shit and still trying to maintain that this won't be another thread down the toilet engulfed and hijacked by a flame war.....you go for it son...remember mind over matter

    .....we don't mind, and you don't matter...

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  14. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    well, that's creative...
     
  15. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Bells,

    Well, now. There's an idea. I kept trying to sneak some home in her dirty panties but it kept drying out before I got there.
    Thank you.

    A secret. He enters in the dark and it isn't her bathwater he drinks at all.



    Outlandish,

    Well, dear sot, what's 'tween you and her is just that, 'tween you and her. But. You brought me into this. So. Apparently, what you want 'tween you and her is... me.

    Never said I didn't respect her. I do. What I said was I didn't respect her for her bullying tactics.

    Anything else I might have for her is... 'tween her and me. (And it's most definitely not you...)
     
  16. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    invert:

    HOO-HAA! the boy's alive, careful old chap people will start to think you're me.

    :bugeye: ...invert I can hear the heavy breathing...you need to go lie down.


    ahhhh!...now you're talking,...a li'll menage a trois actcione n'est pas?!
    ...a li'l DP action ...why you kinky old bugger, I didn't know you had it in you (you've been hanging around me too much)
    so,....you want the back or the front??
     
  17. Godless Objectivist Mind Registered Senior Member

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    Gen;

    Look you fucking slut!! You don't even fucking know me, so take your own words and cram them up your FUCKING ASS!!

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    Happy now?

    Godless
     
  18. Satyr Banned Banned

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    Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha..oh…..oh….stop……..That was sooooooooo…..funny!!

    This, I’ll play along to hide the truth about what is being said, is getting to me.

    Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha..oh…..oh….stop……..ha, ha, ha, ha, ........

    What a wit, what a mind?

    If Queeny doesn't do him, I will.
     
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  20. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Satyr,

    What am I trying to hide?
    And who am I trying to hide it from?

    Keep casting those nets, Blind Dog. Eventually you'll score a hit, I'm sure. But not today.


    Outlandish,

    Well, if I'm in the middle, then apparently you either want my back door or you want me in yours.

    And.
    I'll pass.
    Thanks anyway.
     
  21. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    invert:

    keep me out of your debauched, depraved sordid fantasies.

    filthy bugger.
     
  22. Satyr Banned Banned

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    pervert_sexus

    Your passionate desires and ambitious aspirations.

    Why from yourself and others, of course.
    Who else?
     
  23. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Satyr,

    Buzz!
    Try again.

    This is pretty funny though.
    "Why from yourself and others, of course. "
    Talk about tautology.
    Tighten up your logic there, Satyr. Your new facade is getting sloppy.

    "Who else?" Ha! Did you leave anybody out?

    Outlandish,

    You know damn well you want my ass. Actually, I suspect you'd rather have me in yours. The touch and taste of fair Kotoko has brought forth those Greek fantasies from the inner depths of your being.
    Admit it.

    Remember that day on the lake with your uncle? He told you to touch it and to never tell?

    You liked it.
    You know you did.
     
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