Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by TruthSeeker, Aug 5, 2005.
You are so perverted.
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I think you guys should drop over my flaming thread.
Please refrain from keeping all the flaming there, where it belongs, and none throghout the forums. Thank you.
well, well, well seems we've opened up a real can of worms eh plexus??
it's ok son, ......you weren't to blame for what happend, let go of all the guilt...purge yourself.
Only because you see me as so...
Ah. That's right. That was me on the boat that day. And I told you to touch it and you did.
And you liked it.
You're right. I always suspected that you didn't like it. But you've just told me to let go of that guilt.
And are begging for more.
No wonder you want me in the middle.
You've been yearning for my meat all this time?
All you had to do was ask.
So. Since we're related and all, I now accept your offer.
Bend over... for old time's sake.
inevert, aint me painting graphic pictures about this lake, and now a boat...
it's ok let it out, you can't stop once you've started.
vertie you need therapy, and another thing, we ain't related so don't project your incestuous fantasies onto moi.
My descriptions aren't graphic at all.
But your memory is another matter.
No. And I have said so.
Where's ... oh where is invert_nexus, the brain expert.
You don't see me as a pervert?
Then why did you call me a pervert?
And. As to the brain. I'm in research mode at the moment.
Ever read the Golden Bough?
hey, ain't me sitting on the couch and spilling all this shit about lakes, boats and uncles and god knows what else, that shit all came from your memory.
vertie, one word:
I tried my hand at Blind Dog's tactics, and they worked about as well as they do with him.
So. There was no lake, no uncle, no boat.
But. You still want me in the middle of your sandwich.
You should have some icecream.
ah, so playing the eqyptian fisherman now are we?
There is no 'try'. There is only 'do'!
Don't ask me why, maybe it's the fact that I am becoming delirious as I near the end of this hellish pregnancy, but that statement brings to mind a pack of baying wolves standing by her door, heads raised in that mournful howl.
That is because you went in with mouth wide open and nostrils flared. Maybe she demands subtlety, the gentle hand and soul, the licking of the ground before her next step, biting her ingrown toenails with your fangs...
Ugh! Ok, I am delirious. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
And yet yours are so clear at times as well... hmmm...
Ah but my darling boy... who is saying anything about you breaking the 'happy home'? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Look at Satyr there. He is desperate to enter but has been denied even a lick at her door. You're already in dear. Now you can pull faces at him through the barred windows.
Well it might help if you didn't keep snorting her panties up your nose.
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... Ice cream?
Is there some type of significance to ice cream that I'm supposed to be aware of?
Anyway. I hate ice cream.
You know what my perverted mind brings to the table when you say ice cream?
Is there some type of significance to egyptian fisherman that I'm supposed to be aware of?
Anyway. I hate fish.
Know what my perverted mind brings to the table when you say egyptian fisherman?
You bent over with my hot throbbing cock buried in your sweet cheeks.
How did you know?!
That's part of bathtub water drinking etiquette. It's not rude you know.
And. Like any good wine taster, I aspirate the bathwater as I drink it so as to fully appreciate the robust goodness.
Gendanken. Isn't it about bathtime? All this talking is making me thirst, my Queen.
I think you guys should start a thread devoted to your ongoing juvenile battling. hehe as a group youre like a dog that has the shits.. you just never know where its going to explode. It would be cool if you kept your dog in one of your bedrooms or something Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Start a thread?
You mean like this one?
Anyway. I think we're all strangely on topic.
who is strange ?
what is strange ?
which strange ?
how strange ?
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jesus...my wit is wasted here.....
you're playing the egyptian fisherman....like...in denial...like In the nile...
keep up boy..
bloody hell, the flood gates really are open, it's all coming out now, at least now we know that your sordid fantasies are the result of sexual abuse as a child, it's OK vertie I understand....in fact it allllll makes sense now...no sane being could have a sexual fixation on the dank, such fantasies have to have roots in some childhood trauma.
anyway, stop dreaming about my ass, you aint gettin it boy (although I may let you pucker up and kiss it....) and get some therapy.
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did yer uncle give you a snowball aswell as touching you up that time on the lake??
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