# Stupid Sayings

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by StrangerInAStrangeLand, Aug 14, 2018.

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3. ### sideshowbobSorry, wrong number.Valued Senior Member

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"Anything can happen... and sometimes it does."

5. ### Michael 345New year. PRESENT is 69 years oldValued Senior Member

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Countered with, Nothing can happen and does so more times than Anything

7. ### Gawdzilla SamaValued Senior Member

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"This will hurt me more than you."

8. ### JeevesValued Senior Member

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Sometimes that turns out to be true. Worms do turn, if rarely. Still, the person who says it usually expects it to be a lie.
Nothing never happens! Something always does.
Anything used to happen only rarely, but it's happening more frequently. Could be the weather....

9. ### StrangerInAStrangeLandSubQuantum MechanicValued Senior Member

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If you do not vote, you have no right to complain.

1st, we ALWAYS have the right to complain. Period. No ifs, ands or buts.
2nd, if someone is convinced that the system & process is rigged against them & is not working for the common people & they choose to not participate in being sheep led to the slaughter, that does not mean they do not care what happens or that they are participating in some other agenda.
I am not going to write a book here but the simple fact that someone who gets less of the popular vote becomes President is overwhelming proof that your vote does not matter.
Then there is the coincidence that it seems to be Rebublicans who win that way when it is their turn. Democats & Republicrans take turns having a President. This is frigging obvious to anyone with any damn sense.
Face reality. Accept it and/or try to do something about it. Simply continuing to participate in the farce does not accomplish anything.
3rd, the people who mindlessly kneejerking say such have no way to know what a person who does not vote does do to try to improve government & society.

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10. ### sculptorValued Senior Member

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"Cute as a bug"

11. ### JeevesValued Senior Member

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I thought it was "cute as a button", which sounds dumber, since many bugs are very attractive and most buttons are boring.

12. ### sculptorValued Senior Member

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It doesn't matter what you say man, i ain't dating yer sister---she looks like a cockroach.

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14. ### Gawdzilla SamaValued Senior Member

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Heard it both ways. And yeah, some bugs are cute. Some are butt ugly:

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p0rn!

17. ### JeevesValued Senior Member

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wait till you see their offspring!

18. ### JeevesValued Senior Member

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ugly doesn't preclude cute

19. ### sculptorValued Senior Member

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it would seem that bugs like it doggystyle
perhaps we should rename it bugstyle?
ok
and frogs
and chickens
elephants
and lions
and..............

we humans seem an inventive lot

20. ### Michael 345New year. PRESENT is 69 years oldValued Senior Member

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This item was $100 last week Now on sale for$70 so buy now and

you save $30 No no no - you spend$70, 2½ times what you say would be saved

The $100 had just over 3$30 units you had already had saved

Never see a sign alongside the item which says "Don't buy this item and save ALL the money you have at the moment"

And if you only have $70 and buy the item - where is the$30 I saved?

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21. ### JeevesValued Senior Member

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It helps to have knees that bend the other way. The opposable thumb in't our only advantage.

22. ### sideshowbobSorry, wrong number.Valued Senior Member

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We have a new series of anti-impaired-driving messages on TV; one of them has a police officer saying, "Drinking and driving is not an option."

Unfortunately, all too often it is.

Reminds me of, "Failure is not an option." Usually it is, despite wishful thinking.

23. ### Gawdzilla SamaValued Senior Member

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"Failure is not an acceptable option", that works. Shortening up sound advice turns it into babble.