Terrence Howard at Oxford - Crank Alert

Discussion in 'Physics & Math' started by Neddy Bate, May 15, 2018.

  1. CptBork Robbing the Shalebridge Cradle Valued Senior Member

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    Damn straight, sure showed him. You teach that stupid Bork how to math!
     
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  3. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    Perceptive aren't we?

    Actually you're close, but no banana. My name is kind of recursively defined, like a string in formal languages. Arf is 1/2 of Arfa, "call me arf" because my middle name is Anthony. Recursion, q.e.d.
     
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  5. Michael 345 In Aust : found it :) Valued Senior Member

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    Arf in England would be short for Arthur

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  7. arfa brane call me arf Valued Senior Member

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    Give that man a cigar!

    Depending on which part of England, arf is arf of arfa.
     
  8. geordief Registered Senior Member

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    Bad enough deconstructing maths we now have to contemplate subverting the King's English

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  9. Michael 345 In Aust : found it :) Valued Senior Member

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    I'd like to do a world tour and earn a few million doing so

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  10. CptBork Robbing the Shalebridge Cradle Valued Senior Member

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    BTW I'd appreciate it if someone could explicitly explain to Michael what sarcasm is, before he starts shitting on every post I make on a science subject because I can't multiply \(1\times 1\). I wasn't actually trying to pick a fight, but I thought it was pretty hilarious that he took me at face value and went on the attack, and the way he was using handwaving kindergarten math instead of Peano's axioms while lecturing me about number logic...
     
  11. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    From the movie Roxanne:

    Daryl Hanna is standing outside naked, needing someone to let her into her house.

    D: I'm locked out of my house.
    S: I can get you in. I'll get my tools.
    D: Uh - I don't have any clothes on.
    S: (pause) Do you want a coat or something?
    D: No, I'd like to stand naked in this bush in the freezing cold.
    S: I'll get the tools.
    D: Thank you.

    (He gets his tools)


    D: Nobody had a coat?
    S: You said you didn't want one.
    D: Why would I not want a coat?
    S: You said so!
    D: I was being ironic.
    S: Oh, irony. We don't get that here. People ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony is not a high priority. We have not had irony here since . . . when I was the only practitioner of it . . .I stopped since I was tired of being stared at.





     
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  12. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    Otey-one.

    It's not fivety-five and fourty-four, nor threety-three.

    Otey-one.
     

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