# The machines own ur a..

Discussion in 'Pseudoscience' started by ZMacZ, Nov 6, 2014.

1. ### ZMacZRegistered Senior Member

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Did you know that when the average washing machine is spinning at 1200 rpm, the energy within that spinning is roughly 70K Joules ?
And that when that would, all at once, be released it would send a guy flying for 180 metres ?
(At an angle of 45 degrees, staring speed roughly 45 m/s..)

Make no mistake, when the machine is working like that..IT OWNS U !!

(Post only if you have a similar appliance in mind..)

3. ### youreyesamorphous oceanValued Senior Member

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Did you know that when the average teenager is not socializing they instead start trolling the internet at a speed of 44.5 hours per week with roughly consuming 2200 calories every 24 hours, so that is roughly 5000 calories worth of fat stored, which is 26,000 calories (108,784 Joules) of fat made a year by sitting on forums?
And that when that would, all at once, be released, it would send a troll teenager collapsing from his chair on second floor down the first floor of his house?
(At an angle of 180 degrees, staring speed roughly the end velocity due to normal acceleration of Earth...)

Make no mistake, when the computer trolling is working like that...IT OWNS U!!

(Post only if you learned your lesson...)

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5. ### billvonValued Senior Member

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Based on the length of your post, you just got fatter than he did!

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7. ### youreyesamorphous oceanValued Senior Member

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Well if I got fatter by using 1 minute of my time to write that, so did you)
Join the train, honey.

8. ### ZMacZRegistered Senior Member

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LOL...

I was stating a fact...I see that washing machine spin and the noise it makes..i just wanted to know what kinda forces i was actually dealing with..And after I calculated it, I was astounded..
(And it's on the fringe..)

BTW: 1000cal diet, not much fat, not a teen, and ur the guy trolling the forum...And thanx billvon....you beat me to it..

Also...it was meant as a sort of a fuel for jokes..not a fuel for trolling flamers..

SUPATROLL......(rofl)

Also: If you only spent 1 minute writing this at the calorie rate you specified, and you do that with every new post (as that number underneath ur name seem to indicate)..well..Do you ever get on a scale, at ur age ?

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9. ### zgmcRegistered Senior Member

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Lots of energy in these. Never tamper with your pressure release valve!