The One True Religion!

Discussion in 'General Philosophy' started by Adam, Mar 28, 2002.

  1. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    I posted the below in another thread, and I just thought it might be interesting for some people to consider the tenets listed. Together, those six ideas I just popped out make a remarkably odd set of sentences. Give them a try.

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    No no no! You're all wrong with these silly semantic arguments! My own True Religion is the One True Belief! It's tenets are as follows:

    - Everything that is wrong is right.
    - Everything that is right is wrong.
    - Illusion is not reality.
    - Reality is illusion.
    - There is no "nothing".
    - Nothing is what it seems.

    Embrace the True Faith! Convert and be Saved!

    (Now, those tenets of my One True Religion are really quite nifty.)
     
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  3. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    I'm converted adam! That wall over there--it's fake! I think I'll go run right through it now.



    Well I wasn't too succesful. I'm going back to half jew half catholic, meaning that I'm nothing.
     
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  5. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    You forgot the 'give me all your money' part of any sucessfull religion.

    Besides, how can people be moral if they don't believe in Great Cthulhu?

    Pollux: Would that make you half-and-half?
     
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  7. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Sorry, until TruthSeeker stops in and gives these
    his blessing, I view it as pure mumbo-jumbo.

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    Peace.
     
  8. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Sorry Goofyfish, but Adam would need to throw in a few things about Love before that happened.

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  9. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Um, love me and give me money? *shrug*
     
  10. The-Hybrid Registered Senior Member

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    Seriously, it sounds like discordia. Probably the most non-religion religion ever

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  11. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Love new members...

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    Welcome to sciforums The-Hybrid!

    Yes it is...

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    Adam...
    What's the name of your Religion?

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    For the sake of those who asks for my opinion... here it is...

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    I guess one sentence proves the last one wrong... so...
    There's no conclusion here... Duuuhhh!

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    Don't need to wait me to start the discussion...

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    Love,
    Nelson
     
  12. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Adamism I guess. Maybe Adamanity? Adamishness? *shrug*
     

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