The Post of the Beast

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by invert_nexus, Nov 9, 2004.

  1. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Bored. And boring. You're all boring.

    Anyway, I was bored and noticed that the site's post count was:
    Threads: 36,848, Posts: 666,701, Members: 11,216

    And this made me curious as to which was post 666,666 so I plugged the numbers into the address bar and voila! EddyMrSci is the lucky winner and as luck would have it, he is addressing our very own Gendanken. Take a bow. Both of you. And, also, coincidentally enough, the post was in a thread about the Da Vinci code... SPOOKY.

    However, I realized that the real post count is up in the 700 thousands and figured that the official post count doesn't take into account the cesspool threads. So, the real 666,666th post will never be known because of this obfuscatory method of denigrating the cesspool. Well, not the real post, but rather the official post.

    For shits and giggles, [post=666]here[/post]'s the 666th post. Kinda boring. It's about the aliens. Woooh. And the Chinese. Scary.

    Blah.

    Why are you all so boring and uninteresting? There's a real topic.
     
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  3. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Bah, Eddy ain't being mean enough for the 666666 post...
     
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  5. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    You guys really need to get out your arses and do something outside!

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    It's the second "entertain me" post I saw today

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    The really sad thing is that I was about to post one too...

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  7. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Invert, ya have a lot of time on yer hands.

    Eh, I have too much time on my hands too. A while ago, I've noticed every finger on my left hand but my index finger is almost five millimeters longer than those same fingers on my right hand. Also, I've just noticed my index finger on my right hand is a couple millimeters longer than my index finger on my left hand.
     
  8. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Hey. Fuck you, buddy. This isn't an 'entertain me' post. I am bored, but I don't need entertainment. I can entertain myself. What I need is less fucking entertainment and more fucking intellectual stimulation. The forums are going through a MAJOR slump at the moment. I keep expecting to pop in and see a pokemon subforum overnight.

    What happened to the philsophy? People going on about if God can make a boulder so big that he can't lift it. Bah! Why is there anything rather than nothing? Bah! True light, false light. Hah! What else? The 'N' word. Fucking BORING.

    What about Human Science? Going insane in a cave. Blah. The whacko Human Evolution thread interspersed with GodGametes crap. Quack! Blah. Blah. Blah.

    Just two months ago, this place was filled with interesting threads and conversations and now...? Blah.

    So, again. You're all fucking boring. And I don't mean socially. You're all quite social. If I came here for social purposes I'd be quite stimulated. But, I don't. And I'm not.

    Shit. I should probably just go masturbate or something. More productive than the threads of the moment.

    Maybe tomorrow will bring a new day of interesting conversation. Or maybe just more questions about brocolli flavored semen.

    Bah!
     
  9. Persol I am the great and mighty Zo. Registered Senior Member

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    6 - finding wierd planets
    66 - "NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has caught the eerie, wispy tendrils"
    666 - "...if the government is working with aliens, it is not for the american people it is for a darker purpose. you can bet the chinese know about it and so do all major world powers"
    6666 - "The crash was caused by a UFO running into a weather balloon equipted with radar sheilding so thats why the aliens couldn't see it"
    66666 - writen by a "Cybernautic Hologram"


    Anyone else see a pattern?







    me neither
     
  10. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    I've noticed that. I just didn't know if anyone else did.

    Haha! I posted in the "N Word" thread.

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    That makes me sad. Don't my posts stimulate ya intellectually?

    Have fun. Tell us what it's like, we've been glued to the screen forever.

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    Probably not.

    . . . Eww.
     
  11. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Persol,

    Nice. I didn't think about doing it like that.

    See? That's interesting, you boring fucks!
    Pattern recognition. A human specialty.

    Athelwulf,

    Ha! Sorry, but that was funny. Sounds like you've been masturbating, too.
     
  12. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    *Gasp* How'd ya know?!
     
  13. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Well.... when people are bored and they post something practically useless, it is often because they need to be entertained or find something equally useless to entertain them

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    Oh... ok. Whatever....

    Why did you start this thread, then?

    What the heck are you doing here, then!?!?!?!?

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    Yes, indeed. It is sad, isn't?

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    yes, I understand.... wait a minute. Pokemon subforums!?!?! Yeah... that's REALLY sad.

    Yes. It's decadence ,my friend, it's decadence.

    See? You want to be entertained with intelligence.
    So here is what you do. First of all, throw out your TV. Then, throw out your computer. And, finally, go to the library and find some good olde books to read.

    Impressive stuff, eh?

    Really!? I haven't seen this place filled with interesting threads for..... ever!

    Yes, that's understandable.

    It's sad that's more productive. Good idea. Tough... I'm on college. Oh well... I could do somethibng exciting. But I have philosophy class now.... so I ain't gonna need it....

    Don't lose the hope.

    Exactly.
     
  14. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    "Glued to the monitor" implies sticky fingers...

    To poke fun at the maggots.

    No. I want to have intelligent conversation. Something which I don't get at home, on tv, or with a book (no matter how heavy.) I want feedback. What I don't want is the same guffawing morons that I can find everywhere in the real world.

    Well, tastes differ. And filled is a bit of a hyperbole. But, there were a goodly number that kept me occupied. And now? Nothing.

    Of course, philosophy class is still filled with the guffawing morons, yes? And the blind swallowers? How many true thinkers are there? How many are just there for the credit? Maybe you're lucky, I don't know. True thinkers are rare in my experience. People that really care.

    .... Mooove, ex-lax.
     
  15. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Ahhhhh! Now I see! Good point. I do that too...

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    It's FUN eh?

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    Yeah.... I understand....
    Well... there's me!

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    I know what I mean.... they suddenly stopped. I think that was yesterday.... I stopped receiving them in my e-mail...

    Yes.

    Hardly anybody.

    Most of them.

    Yeah I know....

    Cheer up! I just started a new thread you might like. Check it out:
    How Accurate are IQ Tests?
     
  16. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    How can one not notice?
     
  17. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    Invert is trying to be mean!
    Wooohaawwwww. Wfffff.

    La la la la la la
    La la la

    You salvation-hungry, desperate, vampiresque quasi-intellectual gadabout wannabe arriviste!
     
  18. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Ha! I'll leave it to you to try.

    Trying to be witty?
     
  19. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    You've no idea what it is to be mean. You are only cruel.


    Nope. Being intellectual. You want intellectual stimulation.
     
  20. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Doesn't matter. I'm not trying to be either one.

    Then try harder. Stringing adjectives together in an insulting manner is hardly intellectual. I know you have it in you, Rosa. Just don't try so hard.
     
  21. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    THIS!?!?!? Intellectual!?!?!?!

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    Pfffffffffff.....

    Mwahuahuahuahuahhuahua!!!!!

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    LOL!!!


    Soooooory... Oh man.... heee.... I need to contain myself......
     
  22. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Btw, invert.....

    Look at THIS thread.... it is sooooo amusing...

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    Specially when I come along, at the end of the page.....

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  23. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Hey. Leave Rosa alone. She's more intellectual on her worst day than I've ever seen you.

    Exactly my point.

    And yet again.


    Look. Rosa can come off as bitchy sometimes and she and I have disagreements and misunderstandings on more than one occasion, but I look at her (despite her flaws) as one of the more valuable posters on this forum. When she's not trying to be witty that is.
     

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