The Post Whatever Thread

Thats Dikrespectful
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its a developing story

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Can dogs smell their own scent?

 

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I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet...

I may be crazy, but I'm a time-traveller, and I can change lives.

 

"I may be drunk, madam, but you are ugly. Tomorrow morning I will wake up sober but you, madam, will wake up still ugly."
-- paraphrasing Winston Churchill

 

Brilliant!

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If I was your wife I would poison you

If I was your husband I would drink it

paraphrasing Winston Churchill

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there are only two types of people in this world and you are not one of them

 

up-skirt in business confidence
dirty little trip adviser
wait till i get my hands on
i love a man whos hands on

 

talk more dirty to me

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me so horny baby

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Everything is your fault because i feel something

you are not allowed to make me feel

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"M.I.C.K.E.Y. M.O.U.S.E,
Mickey Mouse,
Mickey Mouse,
M.I.C.K.E.Y. M.O.U.S.E."

 

Wow this thread is so funny, lately.

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Dolly Parton entered a Dolly Parton look-alike competition...and came fourth!

 

A Rhinoceros's horn is made of hair.

 

Henceforth I shall be known as Le Froggair.

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can i take a rain check ?

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there is enough on fire already

 

My Nappy Rash Cream brings al the boys to the yard and they're like "damn thats burning"

 

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