The right-side.

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by TheFrogger, Nov 19, 2018.

  1. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Hello.

    Please forgive me, this is someone else's theory but it holds true.

    Straight-men dress from left-to-right and straight women, from right-to-left. Should this be reversed, then they are homosexual.

    As such a male's hair-parting should be on the left (from left-to-right) and a female's on the right (from right-to-left) else they are homosexual. Bisexuals have a centre-parting and baldees are without sexuality.

    Does anyone dispute this, and if so, what is your reasoning? ☺
     
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  3. gamelord Registered Senior Member

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    I have no idea which I put on first. So I did it just now. I put the right side on first. It just felt "right" to me. So I guess I am a homosexual. Because I am a male-lesbian. Which is a homosexual.

    Also this is dum.
     
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  5. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    That's an interesting theory, Frogger. Strange that the thread died so quickly, without either confirmation or attempt at refutation.
     
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  7. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Gamelord, I too am a lesbian: I fancy women.

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  8. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    By "dress" I assume you don't mean what tailors mean when measuring the inseam, because that wouldn't make sense for straight women - not even in the armed forces. I assume you means the buttoning of a shirt or jacket. That convention began when everyone was presumed (or forced) to be right-handed. Gentlemen were expected to put on their own shirts, while ladies were dressed by a maid: either way, the buttoning was convenient to the right-handed individual.

    It was about gender roles as assigned by society, not sexual preference. Victorians were not allowed that, either.
    Vigorously!!
     
  9. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Jeeves, I assume you are male. Which way do (would) you part your hair? ☺
     
  10. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    Who said hair needs parting?
    Pants, now, they must bifurcate - and I'm not saying which side I dress.
     
  11. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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  12. sweetpea Valued Senior Member

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    I dress my table legs left to right, so according to you my table is straight male, which is ridiculous because everyone knows tables don't have gender.

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  13. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    How did he misspell "fogger"?
     
  14. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    Switch-hitter.

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  15. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    The French don't.
     
  16. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Jeeves won't post his parting because he's been exposed as a homosexual.
     
  17. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    Why should I restrict myself to a single preference - in anything? Man cannot, after all, live on manna alone.
     
  18. sweetpea Valued Senior Member

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    ?? Don't what? The French don't have gender?
    I was playing with the myth that Victorians covered-up their table's legs because the curves were suggestive of...
     
  19. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    The French don't know this; therefore, not everyone.
    French tables are female. So are Spanish ones. Maybe that's why they had curved legs?
     
  20. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    I question it. Do you have any facts whatsoever to back it up?

    I'm a straight male and I dress from right to left.
     
  21. Jeeves Valued Senior Member

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    You prefer women's blouses? Well, why not? They come in fetching styles, with shoulder holes.
     
  22. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    Well let's see. I put my shirts and jackets on right side first (right to left.) Pants - right to left. Most of my shirts with buttons on them have the buttons on the right. Except a few shirts I got in Thailand. Those are the opposite.

    So what does that make me?
     
  23. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    I prefer T-shirts.
     

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