The Sacred Words of Dog (I)

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  1. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    The Sacred Words of Dog
    I Am

    I Am the Beginning

    I Am the End

    I Am All Things

    All Things Am I



    I Am the Highest of high.

    King of kings.

    All My Children Serve God.

    I deny Myself nothing and give and take at my Pleasure.

    I Am Eternal.

    My angels of light and darkness serve only Me.

    All who know Me will serve My Will and My Throne.


    I Am

    I Am the Beginning

    I Am the End

    I Am All Things

    All Things Am I





















    The Earth, The Moon, The Sun, and The Stars are created by Me. All give Me pleasure. The Oceans, Lakes, Rivers and Rains give Me Pleasure. The Mountains, Deserts, and Beaches give Me Pleasure. The Trees of the Forests, The Grass of the Plains, The Flowers of the fields, all give Me pleasure.


    Every drop of rain falls for Me. Every grain of sand shifts in the wind for Me. Every blade of grass grows for Me. Every creature exists for Me. The Sun rises in the morning and sets in the evening for Me. The Moon haunts the Night Sky for Me. The Star shine for Me. The Winds of the four Seasons blow for Me.


    All Things both Heaven and Earth are created for Me, including every Man, Woman, and Child. All Things belong to Me.


    Know that You are created in My Image, Man and Woman, so that I might watch You as would a Father watches his children as they play. I created you so I might share All things of Earth and Heaven with You.


    Within you are all things within your God, both Good and Evil and all things in between. The most important is Free Will, the Power to Choose one or the other. I have given you My Imagination so that You might bring New Things to My World. I delight in Your Play.


    I love My Children.


    Never believe You are less than perfect. It is Your imperfections that make you perfect in My Eyes.


    No two trees are exactly alike, yet both are beautiful. No two flowers are exactly alike, yet both are beautiful. Every Child must understand that beauty is His or Her first nature, and that evil is always second to their true nature, which is Love.


    Love is the Highest calling which I placed in your Hearts. Do not allow Yourself to believe otherwise.


    Know that when You look into the eyes of another, You are looking at Me. When another looks into Your eyes, they are looking at Me.


    Know that I have given you each other so you may love each other. You are servants of Mine when you give Your best to the Other, and they to You. Anyone who offers their self as a gift of Love shall prosper. Anyone who accepts such a Gift shall understand that such Gifts are sacred because they come from Love, My Love and their Love.


    Work should bring you joy, but you should not be a slave to work. Do All Things in moderation, including work.

    This is My will. My Will Shall be Done.


    Know that the Earth, Moon, Sun and Stars are here for your enjoyment, that you are a Creation of Mine as are they. Your Home is Eden and Mother Earth. Heaven is your resting place. Take care of your home and tend the Garden with care.

    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    I have given each of My Children a body so that each will have Life and the experience of Life. Each person has ownership over His or Her body. No person may own another person. A person may share their body, but no person may take the body of another. Only I have Authority over them and their bodies. The crime of taking anothers body, Whether it be sexual, slavery, body modification, or murder, shall be punished by the visitation of the same crime on the offender. Also, no person shall use coercion or trickery to gain power over another person’s body or suffer the same crime. This is Law for All My Children.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    Each parent is charged with the care of their children. Teach Your children that Love Binds People Together and that Hate Separates People. Love is a tool to Unite, and Hate is a tool to divide. Love holds the Earth, Moon, Sun and Sky together. It has that much power because it comes from Me, Your God. Do not use an angry hand to teach your children; use understanding and words to teach your children. If you are uncertain, seek your elders for counsel.


    This is My Will. My will Shall be Done.


    Truth Shall be held high in the Mind and Love both in the Heart and Mind. Be Honest in Heart, Mind, Words, whether the Sun is shining or the Clouds raining. Speak Truthfully.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    Marriage Shall be between Two People. The coupling of Man and Woman, Two Men, Two Women Shall be acceptable providing their Love for Each Other is True and Enduring. The age of consent Shall be Sixteen Years; however, anyone under the age of Twenty Years Must Meditate and seek counsel from their Elders for Seven Days once the proposal of Marriage has been Offered or before it is given. After Seven days of consideration, they may become bound by Marriage with the Blessing of Their God.

    This is MY Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    Arranged marriages are not blessed. Marriage is a Union of Two People that shall be Held Together by Their Love for Each Other, not as a responsibility to Their parents and family. Marriage is not a business arrangement. It is Sacred.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    All marriage ceremonies are the creation and pleasure of the couple. A Blessing of Water over the hands of the Newlyweds is My Pleasure.


    No king, chief, or holy person shall certify or regulate marriage, though they may perform the ceremony if requested.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    All marriages that come to an end Shall be equitable by two halves upon separation.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    The age of sexual consent is sixteen years of age. There is no consent or punishment for what children do among themselves.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be done.


    Each parent is charged with the responsibility of explaining sexuality to their children who come into puberty.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    A Child’s entrance into puberty at twelve years of age shall be Celebrated by His or Her Family so that each child knows there is no shame as they enter young adulthood. My Blessing of Water Shall be spilled over His or Her Hands by Each Parent.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    Both male and female compliment each other, and each shall love the other for neither would be complete without the other.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    All of My Children Shall enjoy My Protection providing they harm no other. It is My Will All My Children Love Each Other.


    This is My Will. My Will shall be Done.


    Sexual relations between married couples are limited only by their imaginations with the exception of mutual consent and serious harm. Sexual relations between unmarried couples are limited only by their imaginations with the exception of mutual consent and serious harm. Adult Sexual relations with anyone under the age of consent is forbidden.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    You are allowed to eat anything that is nourishing with the exception of human flesh.


    You are allowed to drink anything that is not poisonous to your body or will not cause lasting harm to your body. Alcohol is allowed with moderation.


    Intoxicating substances are allowed provided they are not poisonous to your body or will not cause lasting harm to your body and are used with moderation, and shall be considered potentially addictive.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    Do not discriminate against others based on appearance, but judge based on character, keeping in mind and heart that all people are individuals who share the same light that I Am. Give patience, understanding and love to the blind so that they might see.


    My Love is freely given to All. Do not buy forgiveness or kneel before anyone who claims to be my representative. No one who knows Me would ask for payment or demand your subjugation on My behalf. I Am always with You and cannot be lost.
     
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  3. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    Do not build temples of stone and glass in my Honor. My preference is that you walk in a forest, on a beach, or a garden. It is there that you will find My True Spirit. No structure, no matter how large, can compete with My creations.


    If you gather to give thanks to Me, do so as a family. Eat and drink together, sing, keep each other company. Your Love for each other is My Thanks and My Gift to You.


    It is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    Do not sacrifice creatures in My Honor. Dance and be Happy that We are Alive. Make Merry and Celebrate. Give Me Thanks in this manner.



    It is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    Know what it is that has True value. Know that paper cannot purchase the Sun, the Sky, the Rain, or the Stars above. Know that those things of no value have been given importance only because you give them such.


    No king is above My Law. Every King Shall live among My People. Any authority given by My Children to Their king Shall be respected and used with care for the benefit of My Children, not his. Only I Am above the Law.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.


    Your music has become dull and pointless, your children are lost, your kings are corrupt. Enough. I Shall leave none behind. A new beginning must come.


    On My passing, the Stars and the World Shall collapse. After I have taken My Throne in My Paradise. The Stars Shall return and the World Will be Reborn as Eden.


    All things wild Shall be restored. All diseases and deformities shall be gone.


    My Children Shall return in limited numbers, giving birth to two children, male and female, so that the population does not grow beyond My Desire of 50,000,000. The Natural and Old Knowledge Shall be given back to their Hearts so that they will once again see Me in Every Tree, Stream, Creature, and Themselves. Each Child shall have a turn as they wait in Heaven, knowing only the Love of Their God.



    My Throne and My Paradise Shall stand Above Heaven and Earth, where I Will watch from above.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.
     
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  5. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    Addendum


    My Children should know what awaits them after My Passing, that all things shall fall inward only to reappear after I have taken My Throne in Paradise. Paradise is My Resting Place where all things are possible for Me.


    Earth shall arise as Eden where My Children shall take turns living in harmony with My True Nature. No longer shall machines rule over your lives. You were created to walk among My Pillars of Life in Peace, and that Will be yours again. No pointless evolution of greed for the worthless will be allowed, and any invention of imagination that might spoil Eden and the Peace there shall not survive. All needs shall be provided. There will be no war. Once your life has been lived, Heaven will be waiting for you.


    Heaven shall be your place of rest within my Embrace of Love, and you shall know nothing else while sleeping there until being born once again within the Dream of Eden .


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be done.


    War
    I Am

    I Am the Beginning

    I Am the End

    I Am All Things

    All Things Am I



    I Am the Highest of high.

    King of kings.

    All My Children Serve God.

    I deny Myself nothing and give and take at my Pleasure.

    I Am Eternal.

    My angels of light and darkness serve only Me.

    All who know Me will serve My Will and My Throne.


    I Am

    I Am the Beginning

    I Am the End

    I Am All



    Let it be known by All My Children that I do not love war. Your purpose is not to make war among yourselves, to tear apart My World with destruction and suffering. Any man who makes war in my name has brought shame to himself for he knows not God or the purpose of Life. It is My Will that conflict be resolved peacefully, that the poor and powerless not die on the battlefield and in the service of hatred, power, or greed. Any King who sends My Children to fight and die in the service of those last three shall soon realize his error, becoming a monk of Love and Peace.


    Let it be known by All My Children that you are justified in protecting yourself from attack, but be cautious, honest and mindful of your own responsibility. Give compromise when compromise is appropriate. Accept error when truth points to you. Search for peace if peace is possible. War is never the best resolve, but might be the only option. Understand the absolute horror of war so that it is never easy to make war.


    This is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.
     
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  7. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    Wtf is this?
     
  8. spidergoat Liddle' Dick Tater Valued Senior Member

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    You're not my real dad!
     
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  9. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Could you summarize?
     
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  10. Yazata Valued Senior Member

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    Dog's not Buying it.

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  11. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    And for all that is holy, GET ME A PIECE OF BACON! This is my Will. Dog's Will Shall Be Done.
     
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  12. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    Yes. Stop screwing around and be nice.
     
  13. exchemist Valued Senior Member

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    Take your meds.
     
  14. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    Oh, the irony.

    There is no "I" in meme.
     
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  15. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    And spoil the magic?
     
  16. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    Neither is your "real dad."
     
  17. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Well, I give it marks for improving on the bible in reference to a number of matters.

    Actual religions have probably started from less than this.
     
  18. Bowser Right Here, Right Now Valued Senior Member

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    No need for lengthy Bible Study anymore>New, Improved and Condensed.
    Just dont let the profiteers twist it into a cash box.
     
  19. Bells Staff Member

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    Eh..

    Depends on the meds..

    My mother fell and broke her arm at the start of this month and the pain meds they put her on has caused full blown dementia. Today's hospital visit saw her lift up the blankets covering her legs and thinking her legs were a set of drawers and she went through the full motion of 'opening and closing' said drawers with her hands (by doing the motions in the air in front of her), and even rummaging in these imaginary drawers for her nighties and pyjamas as her doctor and I looked on in shock. Then she turned around, looked out the window of the 5th floor hospital room and asked me why the rock in the front garden was walking so strangely across the grass.. This comes between bouts of anger, paranoia, delusions, hysterical crying for no reason, delirium, inability to recognise her own name or even write or read, loss of all spatial awareness, abuse, threats, attempts to bite and hit me..

    Maybe it should be a case of 'get off the meds'.
     
  20. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    I'm happy with my new meds.

    No anxiety in taking over the world.

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  21. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    I completely agree.
     
  22. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    Road trip! Woot!
    I call shotgun!
     
  23. Baldeee Valued Senior Member

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    I thought the word of Dog was: "if you can't play with it or eat it, just pee on it and walk away!"

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