The Scientific Proof That God Exists!!

TruthSeeker

I have a strange feeling that this thread has been officially dead for quite some time. It was dead for a month before Jan Ardena revived it, and in that time, I've seen only one seriously relevant post, and that was by BBCboy several days ago.

Every once in a while, we go through a venting of steam here. This is the civil form. Heaven knows, last autumn was a much-needed venting, but we generally like to be more civil than that particular episode.

You'll notice several serious topics have died out that way recently. It happens. Eventually people will get it all out, and even have some extraneous fun, as we're seeing.

And then we'll start the whole cycle over. I will say, though, that the cycle seems to be accelerating of late.

But yeah, this topic's toasted. Its current status is like pandas playing with bamboo rats.

thanx,
Tiassa

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I will be back!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Ok... see my later threads for more information on scientific proofs of God...

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Have fun with the ashes of this thread...

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Love,
Nelson

 

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GOD exist!

All the Heavens Declares the Glory of our Creator GOD!

And the "Fool has said in his heart, there is no God!" But they will find out when it's too late, that HE was very real all along!

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Live and learn that the Lord is real just like the Bible has said for thousands of years!

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JESUS WILL RETURN!

 

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Tell him to bring beer!

 

Xev ...

And dope. Can you imagine what God's bong must look like?

thanx,
Tiassa

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Wow.....

I can't even comprehend that.

Out of curiosity, when is Jesus coming back? I gotta get ready.

 

Tiassa:

No, he already has enough 'dopes' declaring His imminant return.

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But, I'm sure God could get his hands on some Panama Red.

Tyler:

We gotta clean this place up!

Okay, Loone, question:

My heart pumps blood. It does not speak. So how in the name of all that is good and holy can I say somthing in my heart?

Psalm 14:1 would be better written as:

"The fool hath said in his heart, 'gla glump, gla glump, gla glump' "

BTW, if your foolish heart says: 'glump swish, glump swish, glump swish' you had best see a doctor.

'My Foolish Heart' sounds like a Country song.

Oh, and BTW:

Loone's gonna bu-urn, Loone's gonna bu-urn! Woo woo woo, Loone's gonna burn!

*Xev giggles hysterically until the nice men in clean white coats bring her her shot*

 

Forget about your heart Xev. Loone actually has a book that is thousands of years old AND IT SPEAKS!

I gotta see... hear this thing!

Hey Loone. Could you bring it with you to the party when Jesus gets here?
I'll bring the chips and dip... gotta have munchies.

~Raithere

 

I always get a kick out of that Jesus and Pals show on Southpark, cracks me up every time =P

 

Yeah, I have a nice new book about a interdimensional squid-like dragon. I don't worship the Great Cthulhu.

Where did Loone go? I was having fun!

 

Does Jesus like hamburgers? Or should we serve something else when he arrives? And how is he arriving? Because we gotta get an airport/parking lot/landing pad ready for him. BTW, we need some party music too. I was thinking 1940's style swing music or possibly techno.

 

We can use my family room. I'm moving, so it is all empty now. I have a stereo system and everything! Should I go rent some movies at Blockbuster? What are his favorities? And should we save a spot for his dad and his pet ghost?

PS, I don't have a table, someone else bring one. Also, my mom is allergic to pot so smoke outside. I can provide aluminum foil as entertainment for those using pot.

 

A party! Yay!

I think hamburgers would probably be appropriate for Jesus. I mean, the bible says burning cows creates a "pleasant scent unto the Lord", so I'm figuring, if God likes the *smell* of a BBQ, Jesus probably likes burgers. I'm not entirely sure, but they should probably be pretty rare - seems to me they just might be ordered up "Still bleeding".

We probably don't need to bring any booze, just some good water for Jesus to work his magic on. Oh, maybe bring some of those fruity flavored beer drinks they're coming out with now, in case someone isn't fond of wine...

And for the munchies - probably only gotta bring a bit of each type, Jesus can make the munchies feed the multitudes - if he's done it with fish, he can do it with Doritos.

Y'know, I have a pipe with an extraordinarily large bowl - we have dubbed it "God's Bowl", I should bring it along. I wonder - do you think Jesus smokes regularly? I hope not, I only have so much weed to go around, I hope he's a "one hit" smoker...

Attire...you think we should all dress in robes and sandles? Don't want ol' JC to feel outdated or anything. Maybe we can take him to the mall, hook him up with some Nike's and cargo pants... Bring that biblical look into the 21st century! (Do you think Jesus has a credit card?)

 

Re: A party! Yay!

Whatever you wear, don't wear a cross. It would be like wearing a rifle pendant to JFK's resurrection party. And don't ask him where he got those scars on his hands... touchy subject.

'Hey Abe! Want to watch "My American Cousin"? I've got it on DVD.

~Raithere

If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. "Hannah and Her Sisters"

 

Posted by Xev:

If He would bring beer, He would be the King of the Canadians, not the King of the Jewish... or Christians...

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He will actually bring peace...

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Love,
Nelson

 

Beer?!

Well God has already provided it in nature, all we have to do is to go to the store and buy it!

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But don't drink too much at a time!

Je'sus IS comming again, and the beer is here for you. Use responsivebly!

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Never drink and drive!!

 

You know, Loone, that is probably the most logical thing you have said yet!

BTW, did you change the flag? Looks a bit smaller. Nice though.

 

Saved by His (GOD's) Amazing Grace!

You can giggle for ever in Heaven!

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But here on Earth, it's only temparal!

 

Welcome back Loone! I see it's time for more Big Blue Letters and exclamation marks!

By the way... Convert or burn in Zombor's stanky left armpit of doom for eveeeerrrrrr!

 

GOD is large, and incharge!

Hi Adam! I have been on another site having too much FUN with HTML and comic scripts and Preaching!

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