And today we seem to have some hilarious news, or fake news, about Trump and unusual games with hookers, filmed by the Russkies, James Bond style. Quips such "Tinkle Tailor Solider Spy" on the Ozzie media, hahaha. It may all be false of course, but poetic justice, considering how assiduously Trump fed the "birther" myth about Obama. The guy with contempt for facts gets hoist with his own petard. How splendid. This presidency may turn out to be fun after all (and perhaps, short). Surely we now need a Congressional Committee of stony-faced humourless men and women to be convened, as a matter of urgency, to get to the bottom all these scurrilous stories that call into question the dignity of the inhabitant of the Oval Office [he says pompously]. After all that's what happened with Clinton and the intern. And then we can watch a huge bunfight between snarling American lawyers and grandstanding Congressmen! And he hasn't even taken charge yet.