Three Word Story, Volume III !

called American Express

 

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, they also bought

 

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a hundred canisters

 

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filled with mojo

 

for use against

 

liberals and lefties

 

who hate freedom

 

and want to

 

destroy almighty God

 

and baby jesus

 

by supporting terrorists

 

and their nutsacks

 

in a war

 

to promote balls

 

and other horrible

 

hairy sacks. Oprah

 

was finally destroyed

 

sprinkled with WMDs

 

never to return

 

unsprinkled with WMDs