to the gross, sick, DISGUSTING perv who called me like 3 times

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by BarbieGirl14, Apr 4, 2008.

  1. Bells Staff Member

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    Cretin!

    I choked on my chocolate.

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  3. Vkothii Banned Banned

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    Hm. If she's for real, and seems to have some thing for older men, well, who knows?

    Not that I'm any kind of judge, but there's something about females (i.e. girls) who profess a preference for their dads.
     
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  5. skaught The field its covered in blood Valued Senior Member

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    I just wonder if her dad prefers her over her mom!
     
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  7. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Redarmy!

    Where the fuck have you been?

    ...Huh!..Jail..alright..settle down.
     
  8. USS Athens Very Special Senior Member Valued Senior Member

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    Barbie, please don't create pointless threads like this. If it is simply a must, please do not add the word "like" into the title. It makes you seem even less intelligent than you really are...
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    its natural for a girl her age to express herself like this.

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  10. USS Athens Very Special Senior Member Valued Senior Member

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    What!?! Oh well.
     
  11. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    See. Who needs parental control software when you've got sciforums to scare away children.

    Run.Now.Hide. Before draqon kills you in the name of peace.
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    I don't kill in name of anything.
     
  13. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    Thats what they all say.

    I quote some random cynic. "People Lie"

    Might have been baron or that random doctor dude.
     
  14. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    ...........................meanwhile, at the securite, Paris

    B14: Zat bit about my father, I make it up you know.
    Inspecteur Malfois: Worry not Barbeequatorze. I commend your cunning plan.
    Orleander. She is also now on list.
     
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  15. Bells Staff Member

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    You, dear Sir, are a master!

    I am not worthy!

    :worship:

    I literally laughed out loud. Now my husband thinks I am insane.
     
  16. Engulfed_Door Registered Member

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    sounds like this barbiegirl14 is a cop or this is just bullshit
     
  17. snake river rufus Registered Senior Member

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    Chuckled out loud once or twice, but it was the responses, not b14
    Poor grammer -2
    excessive use of the word "like" -2
    excessive use of capital letters -2
    inability to form coherent posts -2
    spelling -2

    Jackpot b14, welcome to "ignore" and enjoy your "donut" officer.:wave:
     
  18. krokah Registered Senior Member

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    Cop or not....Shut up!
     
  19. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    .................meanwhile at the Securite, Paris.
    Morning. A scruffy flic tries to sneak past the desk of Inspecteur Malfois. Unsuccessfully.


    Inspecteur Malfois: Ah, BarbeeTreize. How goes ze entrapment at The Science Forum?
    BarbeeQuatorze is doing great things at Sciforums.

    B13: Pah! Quatorze has life easy. The Science Forum has real scientists. Sciforums is full of nitwits and perverts.

    Inpecteur Malfois: True, but you must perservere. I will accept nothing less than excellence.

    Inspecteur Malfois: (To Self) I care nothing for the Science Forum, but sciforums you will pay.
    Mark my words, you are all for chokey.
     
  20. Challenger78 Valued Senior Member

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    I agree with bells. You sir, Are indeed a master.
     
  21. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    :cheers:
     
  22. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    I've been trying to you all for months:cheers:

    Cheers indeed.
     
  23. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    I had a dream:

    Barbie's father joined a fundamentalist Mormon sect and married her off to his 50 year old brother. Then father and uncle got arrested and Barbie was put into protective costudy where she doesn't have internet access, but plenty of crayons... She became an accomplished artist...

    It was such a beautiful dream....

    P.S.: She is on Ignore, because really, if I don't talk to cops or teenagers in real life, why would I do it here?
     

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