tongue twisters.

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  1. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    attempt at pure creativity:
    suzicides sided sidings site cited for zoning situation.
     
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    sliding slightly sideways in sidling sidelong sidestep
     
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  5. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Not original:

    Three grey geese in the green grass grazing. Grey were the geese and green was the grass in which the geese were grazing.

    Sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack, sheep should sleep in a shed.

    Moses suppose his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously, because nobody's toeses are posies of roses as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

    *Courtesy of Pass-out.
     
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    Betty bought a butter but the butter was bitter so Betty bought a better butter to make the bitter butter better but the bitter butter made the better butter bitter.
     
  8. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.
     
  9. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Original, to my knowledge: I thought free throws flew through the air.

    For some reason, I have trouble saying sentences with many alternating F and TH sounds.

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  10. Ipharadisi Registered Member

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    Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper. If Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper how many peppers did Peter Piper pickle?

    *Does anyone know the Wood Chuck twister?
     
  11. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
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    The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick.

    She sells sea shells by the seashore.
     
  13. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    A woodchuck would chuck no wood since a wood chuck can't chuck wood.

    But if a woodchuck could chuck and a woodchuck would chuck some amount of wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

    Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood should a woodchuck chuck wood?

    A woodchuck should chuck wood as long as a woodchuck could chuck wood and as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

    Just incase you wanted more of it.

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    Giddy goo guides gadfly gabble gaggling gales garbage galore.
     
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    Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy, was he?
     
  16. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    I can do that.

    I can do that too.
     
  17. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Yeh I think the woodchuck ones get easier as you go through them. It's harder to write than to say! I have no trouble with tongue twisters where the letter sound alternates, but the sh to s ones for example are really hard. I have trouble with that in real life as it is, along with th and f.
     
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    Yeah, if the places of articulation are too close or are identical, it's really tough for me. In isolation, however, I normally do fine. For example, I don't accidentally say "three" when I mean "free".
     
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    three thought provoking freezing titty teathers.
     
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    Omgosh that was a mouthful, O' would chuck!! Wonderful! Thanks Anti-Flag and leopald99...

    How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

    oh yes thought provoking indeed...how about "three sing thought provoking freezing titty teathers!"
     
  21. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Sadly I do sometimes, not overly regularly though, and more so when drunk(that's normal though right?).

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    those bitchin' dutch dishes that butch dusted got ditched.
     
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    Try saying this over and over again:

    "Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry, Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry"
     

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