Exactly so. No, it wouldn't, would it? Not in your Jack-and-the-Beanstalk-esque world, where every third-hand account of any complete stranger that you've never even met is as trustworthy and reliable as your meemaw. And that's OK for you personally. But it is naive - and worse than useless - in the objective analysis of crypto-phenomena. Which is what we're doing here. See the title of this thread - which is geared toward explanations, not personal feelies. You've acknowledged you're not a man of science. Or logic. Or critical thinking. Maybe stay in your lane. Leave the analysis to the analysts.