We are in danger

Discussion in 'World Events' started by akoreamerican, Mar 31, 2018.

  1. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    I see that you guys are skeptical, which is understandable but I hope you will eventually see the light
     
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  3. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    If the Norks fire a missile at the US the vast array of mirrors on Niihau will shoot it down?
     
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  5. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    based on the response I'm getting I believe this won't be happening anytime soon, which is a shame
     
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  7. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    It's ludicrous.
     
  8. Michael 345 In China - finding my way :) Valued Senior Member

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    You mock

    And have a uncooperative nature

    Keep it up

    We have seen the light and it does not come from a death ray beam of a array of mirrors

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  9. RainbowSingularity Registered Senior Member

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    country run by engineers #2 is contacted by country run by engineers #5 telling them an astroid is going to impact country #6 and they have been paid to use their part of the machine to petition the other 5 countrys run by engineers to all work together to save country run by engineers #6.
    however, country run by engineers #6 has a little bit of a dodgey track record when it comes to global engineer trade and doesnt respect the rights of hairdressers or telephone sanatisers.
    country run by engineers #5 offers to help but for a price. because country run by engineers #6 is on their border and they have valuable mineral deposits that can be used to provide money instead of having to rely on country run by engineers #4#3#2#1

    but then a marketing manager(spy) working for Country run by engineers #6 discovers that country run by engineers #5#4#3#2#1 do not actually pay any money to operate the machine light beam death ray of death...
    so the marketing manager(spy) releases the information of the deal offered to country run by engineers #5 to country run by not soo friendly engineers who do not respect the rights of hairdressers of telephone sanatisers...
    the marketing manager(spy) thinks this will force countrys run by engineers #5#4#3#2#1 to offer the sun light beam death ray of death for free to save country run by engineers #6
    however, this only starts a very big dispute in the United Engineers nation of Engineers of the unites states of making up global police organisations to police the world only to find out it doesnt work and then abandon it while playing it like a cheap fiddle...
    no cheap fiddlers were hurt in the making of this light beam death ray of sunny death(new name used only by the united engineers nation of engineery stuff that no one cares about to make anything)

    everything is going fairly well in their big expensive highly paid well publicised meeting to decide what to do.
    one of the marketing managers(spy for country run by not very nice engineers #6) asks their marketing partner to piss in the pot to spil the plot for country run by engineers #3 to prevent the united nations of engineers from making a resolution that would force country run by engineers #6 from having to treat hairdressers and telephone sanatisers better...
    only this veto power vetos the entire proposal and the astroid hits country run by engineers #5 as their math was slightly off and then not very nice country run by engineers with shonky humans rights abuses take over country NOW run by nasty engineers ... whom now have 2 countrys.
    obviousely there is a bit of an exodus of hairdressers and telephone sanatisers.
     
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  10. Musika Registered Senior Member

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    The obvious solution is to unionize the hairdressers of the world and build a super death blow drier of death weapon that works by synchronizing all the hair dryers of the world, sending out concentrated waves of hot air out into space to divert the trajectory of asteroids, rogue space junk, etc.

    Initial prototypes are already undergoing the testing phase.

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  11. RainbowSingularity Registered Senior Member

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  12. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    My initial post was fueled by Late night drug session, but thank you for humoring me
     
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  13. RainbowSingularity Registered Senior Member

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    if love is a drug let all our nights be late.
    if fuel is our vice, let vices fuel us.
    better late
    humouring
     
  14. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Try dropping acid on the side of an active volcano some time.
     
  15. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    I admit that it is a catastrophically a bad idea. it's a good thing that people who are high are unable to bring their plans to fruition
     
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  16. Quantum Quack Life's a tease... Valued Senior Member

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    I dunno..... Trump would have liked it...for sure
     
  17. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    Wait.
    You started posting Saturday at 420PM and were still defending this on Sunday at 120PM.

    So you were high for 21 straight hours??
     
  18. akoreamerican Registered Senior Member

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    I was high during the first several posts. The rest is me struggling with my laughter and regret
     
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  19. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    "Hold my beer and watch this!"
     

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