I finally found the minutes of the meeting held shortly after the public were alerted to the moving flag All the names of those present have been redacted but you can just make out the number 157. I take it as the number of persons in attendance OK we're all here so let's get straight into it. You know by now about the flag blowing in the wind. Blowing in the wind on the moon where there is no friggin air. I need two things to come out of this meeting One- plausible explanation for the movement Two - the problem never to occur again Everyone write down a explanation for the flag moving and we will discuss which one we think the public will swallow next meeting in two days time Everybody is free to go except those in charge of the airconditioning Unfortunately what was said to the air-conditioning crew was eaten by a nest of mice The next set of minutes we have are from another mission IT FRIGGIN HAPPENED AGAIN A simple instruction NO AIRCONDITIONING TO BE RUNNING DURING FILMING and some friggin idiot turned on the air-conditioning and made the flag move Unfortunately the person who turned on the air-conditioning during the last fake mission is no longer with us He was cleaning his equipment when he tripped over and the large screwdriver he was holding penetrated his chest and went through his heart. Seven times. We will miss him. Now the rest of you I want another explanation as to why the flag moved this time Oh and you are all officially warned to stay away from screwdrivers. We don't want ANOTHER accident. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!