Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by several persons some up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the victim were ever found, only a 55 meter deep crater, and 500m of missing road. submit some that you happened upon. gawd! check this out! Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine, aimed at an empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this he invited Miss Winter over for a cup of coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the position of the engine, as she walked into the yard he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees, killing her instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.
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In the spirit of the thread, here are three more very tall tales. Doctors are blaming a rare electrical imbalance in the brain for the bizarre death of a chess player whose head literally exploded in the middle of a championship game! No one else was hurt in the fatal explosion but four players and three officials at the Moscow Candidate Masters' Chess Championships were sprayed with blood and brain matter when Nikolai Titov's head suddenly blew apart. Experts say he suffered from a condition called Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis or HCE. "He was deep in concentration with his eyes focused on the board," says Titov's opponent, Vladimir Dobrynin. "All of a sudden his hands flew to his temples and he screamed in pain. Everyone looked up from their games, startled by the noise. Then, as if someone had put a bomb in his cranium, his head popped like a firecracker." ------------------------------ Ugo Solari, 43, was playing the end of The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha when his head swelled and burst like a balloon. "It was horrible," says Gilberto Franconi, who was sitting in the front row of the Il Torquo Jazz Club when the trumpeter's head burst open. Shakes "I get the shakes when I think about it. There was blood everywhere. "I looked over at my girlfriend Theresa. There was blood dripping from her blonde hair and she was screaming. "A woman on the other side of me had fainted. The man with her had vomited onto the table." Witnesses say there were screams and a mad stampede for the exits when the audience heard a popping sound and saw blood splatter out of Ugo's head.---------------------------------- Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly — and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive-oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
poor friedrick, drowned in dung. now THAT is a hell of a way to go! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide i couldnt really find much but here ya go....
Fredrick, the dung smothered elephant keeper, was at least the winner of the Darwin award about three years ago. This fact should not be forgotten. Ask not what humanity can do for you. Ask what you can do for humanity. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Be like Fredrick, if you should. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
This one seems to be true, so perhaps it's not appropriate for this thread? Grisly death at sausage factory 21 March 2005. A 40-year-old man working at a sausage factory in Oslo fell into a meat grinding machine early Monday. Police say he was killed instantly. "Three persons were working near the meat grinder when one of them either fell or was sucked into the meat grinder," said Stig Øvrebø, spokesman for the Oslo Police District. Circumstances of the incident at the Åkeberg Skoglunn sausage factory in Oslo's Ensjø district remained unclear by midday. Øvrebø said that two of the three working with the meat grinder had left the area on an errand. When they returned, their colleague had disappeared until they found him in the grinder. http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1000381.ece
