What if the Earth was as big as Jupiter?

Longest pause between line and punchline in internet history.
Will we have to wait another ten years for the rimshot?
:ba-dum-tss!:

 

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I'm on holiday

When I am not being ravished by the ladies

I have the time to catch up on past post

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super-Earth

 

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To be truely fictional you will have to throw in a few mythical gods

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Check out Mesklin.

 

As opposed to non-mythical gods, like Gary Oldman.

 

Or the god of Jan - No way he mit myt nth fuck it fake

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Which god is that?

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IS

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What is IS?

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According to Jan god

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are you replacing water ?
if so with what ?