What was Jesus like?

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  1. candy Valued Senior Member

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    What is Jesus like?

    A nice guy who gives great foot massages.
     
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  3. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    The Romans who wrote the Christian Bible? There were no non-corrupt Jews allowed to run Judea. They were all in the pocket of the occupiers.
     
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  5. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    Jesus gave foot massages
    Jesus was a nice person
    All people who give foot massages are nice people
    I give foot massages
    I am a nice person........

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  7. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    W4U is Jesus.

    The son of Capracus.
     
  8. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    I didn't claim that.....

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    I'm a nice person, not Jesus.....

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  9. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    No. I just thought it was the logical next step.

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    Jesus gave foot massages
    Jesus was a nice person
    All people who give foot massages are nice people
    I give foot massages
    I am a nice person
    I am Jesus.
     
  10. candy Valued Senior Member

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    You have the Christ within. Embrace it.
     
  11. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    I didn't consent to this and neither did Mary. Jesus is a rapist.
     
  12. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    Preaching is explicitly against forum rules.
     
  13. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    Jesus believed in life cteating a little thing called hope, which is the telling of the groundhog.
     
  14. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Not hope for death, that hope is absent from Jesus' teachings.
     
  15. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    What hope?
     
  16. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    I think I know what you mean, but cannot understand the point you are making.
     
  17. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Jesus denies me ultimate rest and dissolution. Good thing none of it's real.
     
  18. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    Hope is the positive opposite of doom.
     
  19. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, and we are doomed to eternal life. No earthly prison could be so cruel.
     
  20. candy Valued Senior Member

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    You comprehend the whole concept. Eternal retrospection of the life you lived.
     
  21. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, it's a nightmare. Eternal punishment for temporal crimes. So obviously just a method to enforce social order in a time before practical law enforcement.
     
  22. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, you will return to dust guaranteed. I told you months ago.
     
  23. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    Groundhog Day.

    But Bill Murray's introspection did eventually free him from the cycle. Same with reincarnation. The karma/rebirth cycle offers hope. The Christian eternity does not.
     

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