What would u do if you knew the world was to end tommorrow!!

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  1. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    Please nightfall, don't turn me on like that...i might actually look forward to the world ending so your response can come true (assuming you are speaking the truth:bugeye: )
     
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  3. SciAuthor Banned Banned

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    Things not to do on your last day.

    Start a collection.
    Turn celibate.
    Get arrested and sent to jail.
    Go to sleep.
    Give up alcohol.
    Start writing an epic novel.
    Apply to a university.
    Go to work.
    Start reading 'War and Peace.'


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  5. shadows technocrat:Teach me Registered Senior Member

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    I would start hitting on all the chics that I have had crushes on forever.
     
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  7. SciAuthor Banned Banned

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    Hitting them with what? Fence palings, fish? Violence is overrated. Oh sure. You get that immediate sense of satisfaction from seeing some dickhead fold up in front of you. But then there is dragging the comatose form down a nearby alleyway so they don't scare away the legitimate patrons. Getting blood on your clothes. Having to call the police so nobody steals the mugs wallet. It livens up an otherwise dull job when you are working the door at a nightclub but on balance is best avoided.

    Oh right. You meant the other kind of hitting. Sorry.
     
  8. Maveric I own you all. Registered Senior Member

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    bitch! why not?

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    sleeping would be painless, and you wouldnt have to worry about shit, you wouldnt worry weather or not you get to do stuff youv always wanted to do!....you just die.....asleep......happy and content in the land of nodd.

    miss the fire works though.
     
  9. Maveric I own you all. Registered Senior Member

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    fairly unimaginative, but i guess it was better than my shot at the prize.

    what you really wanted to say was
    'I would start rapeing all the chics that I have had crushes on forever.'
     
  10. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    i would invent the 'time machine' and travel back in time...

    if fact I would have invented it a few minutes before the end of the world and send it back in time a for a few hours complete with a understandable instruction manual to pick me up. In that way I wouldn't have to tire myself by building one.
     
  11. Maveric I own you all. Registered Senior Member

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    this is the sort of thing i fear...all you crazy scientists, with brains capable of building stuff like this would all find ways of surviving, then leaving all us slightly more 'unintelegent' kind to die.

    the world wouldnt be the same without some spaks on it would it? youd have no one to look inteligent against, and youd start fighting and arguing between each other, and then another world war would start, and then bang.....the world blows up anyway!

    .....hang on this s a little far fetched any way isnt it!?:bugeye:
     
  12. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    i would say so...who in their right mind would think that I have the brain to invent a time machine...
     
  13. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    I don't know, I made one, its in my bedroom ...
    Who wants to come back in time? We can shove jesus christ.... just come into my room.....oh here, first you'll need to put on this continuum regulation gimp mask and studded leather time collar...
     
  14. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    we could go back in time and kill jesus his father...and create a paradox
     
  15. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    yes, or we could impersonate jesus and using modern technology we could perform "miracles" that make jesus' seem lame in comparison, people would start following us and we could live our lives to strategically alter the bible in such a way that will benefit the future of humanity rather than impair it.
     
  16. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Drugs

    I'd smoke a lot of dope. I'd laugh and sing with my friends and family. No real ambition to go and freak out at the last minute. I'd leave the kitchen faucet running.

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  17. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    i would create fake fossils for the next intelligent species to discover...haha...i fooled them...there was never a humanoid with a 1 meter long penis.
     
  18. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    i havent been on here since then
     
  19. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    ooohhh.. mind if i add that to my list too? hahha
     
  20. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    wow we should meet up if the world ends.....

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  21. Charles Fleming Registered Senior Member

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    I don't know. The same as everyone else probably: everything I've always wanted to do. Get really drunk, inject myself with heroin and shag numerous women. I don't think I'd be too fussy about what i did, which I'm generally not anyway (

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    ), but I'd want to do it all.

    Either that or I'd do nothing. I'm not sure that there are that many things that I haven't already done, that I'd want to do.

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  22. Jerrek Registered Senior Member

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    Spend quality time with friends.
     
  23. SciAuthor Banned Banned

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    If your friends aren't too busy shooting heroine and shagging.

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