Who are Canadians?

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  1. grazzhoppa yawwn Valued Senior Member

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    Is it right to judge a country by its treacherous past? If so, would Britain be considered Satan? The history of every country has times of extreme deceit.
     
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  3. jandt remlik Registered Senior Member

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    Of course one should be

    judged by their past actions. Ever tried to get a credit card or a job???

    The actions of the past are under a constant barrage of cleansing, after all, the winners write the textbooks. Documents disappear. Evidence disappears, ie jfk's brain, and the demolition of the federal building in oklahoma.

    Don't be such an apologist for your governments imperialist actions.
     
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  5. Zero Banned Banned

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    I've been wondering, too, but she looks like a heavily color modified Britney to me.

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    -central philosophy of Zero, Sage of Chaos
     
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  7. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    Brittanys Canadian? No wonder why her musics sucks so much

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  8. Zero Banned Banned

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    Her music's ok. But her body rocks

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    There is no god, afterlife or divine love. There is only Entropy, the mother from which we were all born. She tugs our souls with the beautiful, maternal love of chaos. Why do you keep Her waiting?

    -central philosophy of Zero, Sage of Chaos
     
  9. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah I know... Im just jealous of the wench

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  10. grazzhoppa yawwn Valued Senior Member

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    I said country not a person. I see a difference, but I agree with your reasons for judging a person by their past.
     
  11. jandt remlik Registered Senior Member

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  12. ICARRYALOTOFBULLETS Quit smoking...:) Registered Senior Member

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    who are canadians? well their the people that live a couple of miles north of me! any questions... no? good end of topic.
     
  13. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    Brittney's a yank.

    Canadians include:
    Dan Akroyd
    Michael J. Fox
    Neve Cambell
    Neil Young (who went to my highschool. And was promptly expelled for drugs)
    Norm Macdonald
    Elvis Stojko
    Joni Mitchell
    Phil Hartman
    Rick Moranis
    Ivan Reitman
    James Cameron
    Lorne Michaels
    Atom Egoyan
    Gordon Lightfoot
    David Cronenberg
    Norman Jewison
    John Candy
    Guess Who
    Pam Anderson
    Martin Short
    Margaret Attwood
    Wayne Gretzky (oh, and almost every other great hockey player)
    Mario Lemieux
    Oscar Petterson
    Mordecai Richler
    Leonard Cohen
    Glenn Gould
    BTO
    Michael Ondaatje
    Matthew Perry
    Rush
    Bryan Adams
    Mike Myers
    Jim Carrey
    Kurt Browning
    Tragically Hip
    Kieffer Sutherland
    William Shatner

    Scientists (that I know of) include:
    Sidney Altman
    Richard Taylor
    Wilder Penfield
    Fredrick Banting
    James Gosling
    Bertram Brockhouse
     
  14. GB-GIL Trans-global Senator Evilcheese, D-Iraq Registered Senior Member

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    Dan Akroyd
    Michael J. Fox
    Neve Cambell
    Neil Young (who went to my highschool. And was promptly expelled for drugs)
    Norm Macdonald
    Elvis Stojko
    Joni Mitchell
    Phil Hartman
    Rick Moranis
    Ivan Reitman
    James Cameron
    Lorne Michaels
    Atom Egoyan
    Gordon Lightfoot
    David Cronenberg
    Norman Jewison
    John Candy
    Guess Who
    Pam Anderson
    Martin Short
    Margaret Attwood
    Wayne Gretzky (oh, and almost every other great hockey player)
    Mario Lemieux
    Oscar Petterson
    Mordecai Richler
    Leonard Cohen
    Glenn Gould
    BTO
    Michael Ondaatje
    Matthew Perry
    Rush
    Bryan Adams
    Mike Myers
    Jim Carrey
    Kurt Browning
    Tragically Hip
    Kieffer Sutherland
    William Shatner

    Scientists (that I know of) include:
    Sidney Altman
    Richard Taylor
    Wilder Penfield
    Fredrick Banting
    James Gosling
    Bertram Brockhouse


    Who the Sam Hill are those people? :bugeye:
     
  15. jandt remlik Registered Senior Member

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    Love that Canadian weather

    COLD IS RELATIVE
    >+25 degrees
    >Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
    >People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
    >
    >+20 degrees
    >North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
    >People in Canada plant gardens.
    >
    >+15 degrees
    >Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    >People in Canada sunbathe.
    >
    >+10 degrees
    >Italian & English cars won't start.
    >People in Canada drive with the windows down.
    >
    >0 degrees
    >Distilled water freezes.
    >Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
    >
    >-5 degrees
    >Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
    >People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
    >
    >-10 degrees
    >Philadelphia landlords finally turn on the heat.
    >People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
    >
    >-15 degrees
    >People in Miami all die...
    >Canadians lick the flagpole.
    >
    >-20 degrees
    >Californians fly away to Mexico.
    >People in Canada get out their winter coats.
    >
    >-25 degrees
    >Hollywood disintegrates.
    >People in Canada rent some videos.
    >
    >-45 degrees
    >Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
    >Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
    >cold enough.
    >
    >-80 degrees
    >Mt. St. Helens freezes.
    >The Girl Guides in Canada are selling cookies door to door.
    >
    >-100 degrees
    >Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    >Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
    >
    >-297 degrees
    >Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
    >Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
    >
    >-409 degrees
    >All atomic motion stops.
    >People in Canada start saying, "Eh, Cold 'nuff for ya?"
    >
    >-500 degrees
    >Hell freezes over.
    >The Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
    >
     
  16. YoungWriter Audiophile Registered Senior Member

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    I gotta admit, that is the first thing I agree with you on jandt.

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    !!!! ... until hell freezes over we europeans are at least comforted by the fact that Maple Leaf chewing gum will remain chewable during extreme colds...
     
  18. jandt remlik Registered Senior Member

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    We like our beer

    > > A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under
    > > his arm.
    > > His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case
    > > of beer for?"
    > > "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.
    > > "Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."





    After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
    > > decided to go out for a beer. The guy from
    > > Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's
    > > best beer, a Corona."
    > > The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to
    > > him.
    > > The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world,
    > > give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
    > > The bartender gives him one.
    > > The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
    > > Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
    > > He gets it.
    > > The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
    > > The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he
    > > ordered.
    > > The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
    > > "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"
    > > The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
    > > drinking beer, neither would I.



    > > One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a
    > > pub together. They proceeded to each guy a pint of Molson EX .
    > > Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies
    > > landed in each of their pints.
    > > The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
    > > The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and
    > > continued drinking it as if nothing happened.
    > > The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking
    > > it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU
    > > BASTARD!!!"




    > > An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car
    > > accident.
    > > They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of
    > > them died before they arrived.
    > > Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he
    > > stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses
    > > present asked him what happened.
    > > "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there
    > > was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I
    > > were standing at the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and
    > > said that we were all too young to die, and said that for a
    > > donation of $50, we could return to earth. So of course I pulled
    > > out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I
    > > was back here."
    > > "That's amazing!" said the one of the doctors, "But what happened
    > > to the other two?"
    > > "Last I saw them," replied the American,"the Scot was haggling
    > > over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to
    > > pay his."
     
  19. Stoney.Hobbittess Registered Senior Member

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    Canadians, ha ha. They're just a myth.

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    Of course, I'm kidding.
     
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  20. Coldrake Registered Senior Member

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    Re: actually

    Hmmm...the Brits were your ancestors too, and were screwing the Native Americans long before the colonies (the American colonies, that is) won their independence. That's why so many backed the French in the Seven Years War, because they feared that with the French defeated and off the continent there would be no balance against British domination.
     
  21. Salty Registered Senior Member

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    Canadians and there odd football teams :bugeye:
     
  22. Daedalus Registered Member

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    yes. canadains rule, fear us all for we will sic our polar bears on you

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  23. Salty Registered Senior Member

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    Re: Love that Canadian weather

    Hah It gets like 60s here in FL and I wear all that!
     

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