Why are girls so stupid?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by KennyJC, Feb 20, 2007.

  1. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    I'm of the opinion that it's not neccesarily the religion itself that's the problem. It's the fact that the existing systems are flawed psy ops. If the main goal is to convince the gullible to subscribe to a bunch of ethical constraints (pending supernatural punishment), then it needs to be re-scripted to convince the followers not to do these idiodic things.

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  3. Ghost_007 Registered Senior Member

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    Was on a Bus in London when two American girls (blondes) jump on. The girls were quite good looking, they were eyeing me and my mate, they sat right behind us. Since they had American accents and spoke loudly, they stuck out like sore thumbs. And, get this, they were as thick as fuck! they only knew about 10-20 words, they couldn’t even pronounce them properly (it wasn’t the accent), they had a dumb sounding laugh too (they weren’t drunk), I could barely understand a word they were saying. I remember putting my head in my hands out of embarrassment, they sounded like 8 year olds, no lie. I got off at the next stop, and to think I actually considered pounding their pussies.
     
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  5. Lord Hillyer Banned Banned

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    Yes, nothing to dissuade from procreation like the thought of having children who would make Anna Nicole Smith look bright by comparison.
     
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  7. nicholas1M7 Banned Banned

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    YO SDRZ... E!

    Fuck em. Forget women. That's why God created Pandas. When was the last time you got a little Panda love on the side sd?

    If it was more than 5 days, then you got serious issues to deal with.
     
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  8. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    They're not stupid, they're just drawn that way.

    Being fooled is a human problem, not just a girl problem.
     
  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    it was just a way to attract you to look at them. And you fell for it.

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  10. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, help me you big, strong, intelligent man! I'm sooo helpless!
     
  11. draqon Banned Banned

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    only if ur a girl
     
  12. Free_Matt_417 The CIA took my baby away Registered Senior Member

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    I wouldn't say they were stupider.

    I'd say they thought differently.

    My girlfriend yells at me when she states something, and i don't reply.

    "why didn't you answer me?"

    "it wasn't a question"

    "IT WAS"

    also, her and her friends can all talk at the same time, different conversations, and still understand it.

    She never understand i don't have these purely feminine skills, and i get yelled at because of it.
     
  13. draqon Banned Banned

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    ...at least you have her.
     
  14. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    Draqon wants a woman.
     
  15. swivel Sci-Fi Author Valued Senior Member

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    Well, considering that the male body is 30% heavier, on average... and the true measure of intelligence is a ratio of brain mass/body mass... all of a sudden, males don't look so smart, eh?
     
  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    actually all are smart, males and females. Please don't lessen or heighten either of the sexes intellectual status. We all exist in this world for different purposes.
     
  17. swivel Sci-Fi Author Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, but half of us are here to be stupid, the the other half is here to laugh at the first half. It is very important for us to determine which is which, so the laughing may commence.

    Which reminds me of this blond joke....
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    All must suppress emotions. All are equal before life, law, and existence in general. Defining/following one's purpose and understanding need of other peoples' purposes defines the balance of this world.
     
  19. swivel Sci-Fi Author Valued Senior Member

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    Are you a girl?
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    no. I am a guy. what's wrong with being neutral?
     
  21. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    People in general...are stupid.
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    if that was the case there wouldn't be civilizations.
     
  23. swivel Sci-Fi Author Valued Senior Member

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    Dragon, I haven't posted anything in this thread with seriousness. I take the entire thread to be a joke, and a nasty one at that. I just wanted to get in here and have some laughs before it is locked down.

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