Wiping after "Number 2"

I think it's better that you fold the paper before wiping, for best coverage.

I don't know if it matters if you wipe front to back or back to front, but I've allways thought of front to back as more natural, and sitting down.

Of course circular motions around the hole is a must if you want to be clean.

 

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This whole thread stinks.

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

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I use a sponge to soak it up.

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A friend of mine puts lotion on the toilet paper and wipes away. I don't know why I know this, but that seems pretty weird.

 

Here in India we all use water (lots of it) to clean. I had to use toilet paper while i was traveling to Australia for a couple of months, and I did not feel clean for a single day untill i took a shower. BTW, over here (india) we take a bath everyday mornings & evening. One of my aunts (70 yrs) insists that we all take a bath after visiting the toilet for religous reasons - but i suppose its more for hygiene.

 

All of the above. Up And Down too.

Whatever makes me feel cleaner.

And I have even done the "lotion" idea a few times.


Whatever works.
Each to his own.

 

> I've heard that you have to teach girls to wipe front to back to keep any feces
> away from their hoo-ha's which might cause infection.

This is often said, but its not the best method. Wipping towards the anus leaves a significantly cleaner result than away from it. This means wiping towards the hole from both dirctions, rather than wiping stuff away from hole. Its cleaner and reduces bacterial count, and is healthier for girls ans guys alike, but especially girls.

Lava

 

A Canadian:

You're only culturing bacteria and feeding them with shitty epithelial cells.
The anus should be dry at all times.

Jeezus Christ, I'm posting about wiping methods.

The best method is a sitz bath, usually reserved for pregnant women.

But you can carry lipstick and tampons in your purse, but not a hose.
Pause.
In my idiocy, just though of a spray bottle filled iwth water- a portable sitz bath.
We girls can spray our anus with water in place of dry toilet paper, which tends to leave smears.
And so, skit marks..

For those stupid enough to wear underwear, of course.

Anyway, trite info: be grateful. Romans, in literal communal bathrooms, would share a bucket of brine with a stick in it. On the end of the stick was a sponge everyone took turns in cleaning themselves with.
Puritan settlers would use corn cobs and Assyrians, Egpytptians, Babylonians, the whole gamut would use papyrus leaves- which are good for writing on, not wiping with.

Imagine sitting with a dozen other people, in public, on the shitter and knowing the bucket of sludge in the middle filled with shit from these other people is what you will be using to wipe yourself.

In other words, all hail toilet paper.

 

God, this thread is revived?!

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Now, clean my panties or get flushed down toilet.

 

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, i dont know how you con wipe sitting, do you reach under or something?

 

We twist our hands into anoher dimension until it exist out from a wormhole close to our asses...and then we wipe.

 

sounds fancy

 

It isn't because paper cannot travel through a dimensional port without being obliterated.

 

This is how standers do such a thorough job:

 

hmm... the pic didnt show. :cornfused:

 

I generally use my roomates toothbrush... sitting... standing... whatever mood I'm in.

 

I haven't read the whole discussion. Has anyone posted this URL?

http://www.bathroomsurvey.com/

 

I lived in the Philippines for four years. People there wash their butts with soap and water after shitting. The women use water to wash themselves after pissing. The Filipinos I knew thought Americans were nasty for using just paper for wiping. They also were disgusted when viewing an American's dirty laundry and seeing skidmarks in underwear. When I told them some Americans never wash their assholes even in the shower, they thought that was just gross. It's amazing what I found to talk about with too much alcohol in me.

 

Fuck . . . This thread is still going?!