Wiping after "Number 2"

Hey, by the way, does anyone know why many Mexicans throw their used shitpaper in the trash can instead of the toilet? Maybe in Mexico some of the commodes get easily clogged, but why do many do it on the American side of the border where the plumbing can handle shitpaper? I mean everywhere you go with lot's of illegal Mexican workers, there are always garbage cans full of used shitpaper in the restrooms.

 

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I too am a stander. Sitting just never seemed like the right thing to do, too uncomfortable. I seriously don’t know how you do it?

thank one_raven for starting this thread, I always knew there were other freaks like me out there, just didn’t know how many. Also, I don’t know why Athelwulf is so bothered by this thread?

 

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i'm surprised by how many people eat while craping! Eeeeew!

 

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i pissed wihle drinking last weekend

 

Right on. Disgusting.

 

as if you would wipe you own, thats dirty, just jump in the ocean or your next door neibours pool, do you bussiness and your done no mess, for you anyway!

 

but if there is no water around i usually get someone else to do it for me

 

What about a book, a code or a TV show?

Firstly, I am a sitter, reach round the back and front to back, although I certainly have to try other methods now I've read this thread. I think maybe a final back to fronter to make sure of total cleanliness, I will have to have a go.

My girlfriend is a stander, reach round the backer and front to backer.

My dog does it by making an amusing circular motion on the ground while sitting down, maybe he can learn something from us as all that does is spreads it all over his arse hair

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This is such an amazing subject maybe someone of scientific bent should write a paper on this, it would be an interesting read, just like the latest shit book in Finland (trans: Shit book) covering shit history and lore, interesting and funny too.

Maybe an idea would be to create a shit code, like the old geek code or the omni code or rat code?

Hell the possibilities are endless.
T'ra

P.S. What about paper combinations? How many sheets do you take, do you fold them around each other or make them into a zig zag shape? Do you follow the perforations or use your own folding spaces. I personally make 4 zig zags and reuse the same bunch of paper 4 times and I don't stop wiping until nothing at all comes off.

 

In Finland the complexity of wiping your ass even increases seeing that most toilets have a hand 'shower'.

Do you go standard shower? Or only if the first few wipes seem to cause no effect other than to spread the mayhem.

 

Thank you!

I STILL don't know why this was Cesspooled.
This deal with Human Science, Cultural Studies and Psychology...

 

Someone PM Plazma to have it moved. Just say the monkey said it was ok.

 

hmm..it would be more interesting to examine it further to know if the manner you wipe your bum is indicative of personality traits.

For instance, i consider people who wipe their ass sitting down to be lazy though it works fine.

Also, I consider toilet tissue hogs to be inconsiderate, selfish pigs that clog up the toilet. You don't need too much or too little, just the right amount.

 

I just did.
Thanks.

 

Unless you're from India.

 

that's gross. I talk on the phone while on the can.

as i thought most people are assholes, most are not folders.

 

i stand and then wipe from front to back

 

It's suprising that 2/3 of the people who took the survey were chicks.

 

I'm officially not hungry anymore.

 

I wonder whether, with a limitless supply of food, it would be possible to poo continuously this way?

 

It is a shock to the average FOTB (fresh off the boat) Indian who comes to the States and discovers there is no way to wash, only to wipe. We can be recognised by the paper cups we smuggle into bathrooms.