Women are superior to men because we can........

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  1. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    Why do men die before women?

    Because they want to!!
     
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  3. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    lol

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  5. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    yeah its like "fuck not anouther ten years of this shit, im outa here"


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  7. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    the computer is not a bed or a well cooked dinner, so what are you doing at it still woman?


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  8. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    You're only safe as long as your wife never joins SF Empty, remember that.
     
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  9. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    she cant join the computer is not in the kitchen.

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  10. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's because of a little evolutionary process that allows them to stand closer to the sink!

    Where do you take a woman's watch to be repaired?
    Pfft. Nowhere. There's a clock on the oven!

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    Notice how there are two mute buttons AND a button to turn the voice off!!

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  11. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    this does the same job and without having to change the batteries

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  12. Enterprise-D I'm back! Warp 8 Mr. Worf! Registered Senior Member

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    Why men are superior (some of my favourites):

    - A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
    - We can open all our own jars.
    - We can make decisions without a support group and 21 steps.
    - We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    - If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
    - We don't have to clean the entire house if the meter reader is coming.
    - Car mechanics tell us the truth.
    - We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking, "He must be mad at me."
    - Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
    - We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
    - If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.
    - Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
    - A few belches are expected and tolerated.
    - Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on Christmas Eve and in 45 minutes.
    - Driving is not difficult for us
    - The word 'SALE' is not an excuse.
     
  13. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    But it also requires physical exertion to crack it, and the whip has a finite range. If she's in the other room, you'd actually have to get up and crack it (you wouldn't have to leave your chair with the remote). Plus, the options are more diverse on the remote.
     
  14. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    touche!

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  15. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    One word of warning for the guys: DO NOT DRINK LAGER.

    In tests it has been confirmed that lager contains large amounts of female hormones.

    A strictly-controlled experiment was conducted a few years back and it was found that after thirty pints of lager not one of the men in the test could drive properly or talk sense.

    You have been warned!
     
  16. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    i dont drink alcohol full stop. so i can still drive like a man.




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  17. Roman Banned Banned

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    The more women I sleep with, the more people respect me.
     
  18. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    except women.

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  19. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    So the total is up to 1 now, Roman?
     
  20. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Tch, Empty, he said PEOPLE. Women don't count as people. Duh.
     
  21. Roman Banned Banned

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    What total.
     
  22. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    damnit i sounded like a woman sympathizer for a moment.


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  23. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    :bravo:
     
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