Women are superior to men because we can........

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Creative Fossil, May 17, 2007.

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  1. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    :roflmao:

    Coworkers looking at me funny for laughing so hard. Best response of the entire thread! :m:
     
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  3. Singularity Banned Banned

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    Can u show any links with such results ?
     
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  5. Enterprise-D I'm back! Warp 8 Mr. Worf! Registered Senior Member

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    2005 BBC IQ comparison report

    2006 Live Science (US) test

    Just two random studies in UK and US respectively. Just posting cause Singularity asked. My opinion though is that the brain is consistent throughout the species, IQ potential should be no different per healthy human.
     
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    The moderators have abandoned us, for they do not hear our pleas.
     
  8. Creative Fossil Banned Banned

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    Light travelling- flippin' hilarious

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    permission to take these replies to my 'list' and those to men version of my list etc to my blog! They are priceless gems of humour!! Credit to the posters of course.
     
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    It may be a female's perogative to change her mind but it's a man's prerogative to say, "LEARN HOW TO SPELL PREROGATIVE!"

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  10. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    C'mon H4rd... ToR was multi-tasking at the time. Spelling AND thinking about shoes...
     
  11. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    woman - "It's always in the last place you look".
    man - of course it is! Who is gonna keep looking after they have found it? Idiot


    Now a few months back I broke up with a girl, I did it gently, you know, told her it wasn't working out, and that I didn't want it anymore, so she agreed, but said "Before you go, make me feel like a woman one last time". So not to be impolite, I ripped my shirt off and said "Iron this"

    The smartest thing ever to come out of a womans mouth? Einstein's dick.


    http://www.ubersite.com/m/4762


    peace.
     
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  12. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    Genetics plays a huge role in determining any given person's intellectual potential. Obviously, a nurturing environment helps increase it, but nature is largely responsible for how intelligent someone will be. Not everyone gets to be 7 feet tall: in the same way, not everyone will be intellectually gifted. It's a fairly obvious and well supported conclusion, so why are people fighting it? Just accept that some people are innately dumber or smarter than you are and move on...

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  13. Enterprise-D I'm back! Warp 8 Mr. Worf! Registered Senior Member

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    No, men know that 12 pairs of shoes is overkill for 5 days


    The men in the factory...


    No, we're saying men have the decision capability of an entire support group of women. Can anyone say Carly Fiorina?


    Yes I can think of a...reason...why...it's at the front and to the left of my fob.


    Touche, but guess what...we still don't have to clean the entire house

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    No, but the mechanic comes to the weekly poker match, she's gotta get her money back somehow

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    Yes, actors and actresses worked hard to entertain us and the woman does not appreciate the piece of modern art.


    This one I just wanted to get a woman's reaction. Personally I have not a single grey hair or wrinkle and I intend to keep it that way.

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    I saw a woman attempt to reverse out of a parking spot recently, 20 odd feet of space behind her, yet she had to do a 6 point turn. Nuff said, or should I start another thread of lady driver indicents?
     
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  14. Enterprise-D I'm back! Warp 8 Mr. Worf! Registered Senior Member

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    Actually, that's quite true genetics will definitely play a part...but by and large, average humans are around the same average intelligence. There are geniuses, there are less gifted folks...but both groups are definitely smaller sets. I should have quantified

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    Thanq gudness I'm uh smart dood...

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  15. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    ""I saw a woman attempt to reverse out of a parking spot recently, 20 odd feet of space behind her, yet she had to do a 6 point turn. Nuff said, or should I start another thread of lady driver indicents?""


    SERIOUSLY i saw the same damn shit like less than a week ago. it took the woman about 3 mins to reverse back out of an allyway roughly 15 meters long.

    my friend got pissed off halfway through and went over to her car and said get out let me do it, but she said no so we had to wait ages.

    its a straight allyway why the hell are you turning the stearing wheel so much bitch!.

    peace.
     
  16. SoLiDUS OMGWTFBBQ Registered Senior Member

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    Well, it's true that 68% of the human population falls within what's called the average intelligence zone of 85 to 115, with the remaining 32% being distributed on both sides of the curve: 16% of those are considered variations of "superior" and "gifted". 1 in 6 isn't that rare or small, when you think about it. The numbers only get a lot smaller as you move to the right side of the curve, and above two deviations. The same applies to the poor folks on the left side who will spend their entire lives drooling on their shirts, asking "would you like fries with that? Duh..."

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  17. Chatha big brown was screwed up Registered Senior Member

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    This is a joke right?
    Okay, we'll give you that
    Hahahah, don't be silly. Nelson Mandela wentto jail for 27 years and still followed his cause an became president. Thats resistance, not when you don't cry when your boyfriend breaks up with you.
    But you do when Opray or the jewel shoppping channel is on
    Is that so
    We don't have to



    That will explain why a lot of good ideas are developed and perfected by women


    Too busy to be having sex anyways
    I'll give you that
    okay, give you that too
    I actually like this one, thats true
    Most men don't either
    Whats the point. I think everybody should have accomplished what they wanted by age 60 anyways. Its all down hill from there on, not to mention the body parts.
    . Tell that to the WNBA
    Not the fat asses
    This is irrelevant
    I digress
    Irrelevant
    Irrrelevant

    (laughs) But same for a woman's boobs, waist line, legs, body fat e.t.c.
     
  18. (Q) Encephaloid Martini Valued Senior Member

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    Superiority is not flaunted, nor is it presented as an argument, except by those who wish it.
     
  19. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    Then why douse yourselves in gasoline?
     
  20. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Put their legs all the back over their heads when making love.....woooHoooo!!!
     
  21. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    argh diden't this start of as a joke thread eg women can fake it i mean lets all just lighten up and joke about it, i mean who realy cares who is better i mean think about we both need eachother for the human race to survive. p.s wasent women who were moaning about men saying they were supirior now your saying you are your kind of taking a step back in human progres.
     
  22. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Try not losing things in the first place
    Concentrate on the task at and hand and do it properly
    Avoid pain - then you won't need high threshold levels
    I'm more likely to cry if footie is on
    I don't let it out of reach
    Hover or hoover? The second would impress me more
    In your dreams
    Me too, fun isn't it?
    I get away with murder because I'm so charming - and I'm not in pain while being so
    True (sort of), but that's a perception thing isn't it? Not a fixed reality
    That's true
    Isn't johnny Depp gorgeous? What's the diff? Still unatainable...
    Because the nagging makes us want to get away early...
    Don't do sport
    So do. I don't "advertise"
    You mean you're duplicitous and/or you're too busy "multi-tasking" - see above
    For who's benefit?
    So can I, but have help getting UNdressed
    So can I. It's vice versa with me.
    Female testimony indicates I smell "unforgettable" and "irresistable"
     
  23. ashpwner Registered Senior Member

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    ah but if you Add 2 and 2you get 4 did you know that.
     
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