Women, do you remember your first time?

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  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    uh, no. Not enjoyable AT ALL!
     
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  3. mike47 Banned Banned

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    Mine was enjoyable......

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  5. CutsieMarie89 Zen Registered Senior Member

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    Mine was okay, nothing worth writing a book about. I've had much better since then.
     
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  7. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    Mine would make a good comedy. Especially the scene where all my girlfriends are huddled around me at a table in mcdonalds clinging to every detail of the experience, sqealing and giggling.
     
  8. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    It was okay......nothing great, was too nervous.

    Compared to sex now, it really sucked.
     
  9. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    Does practicing on pillows count. LOL.
     
  10. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    Of course not.
     
  11. kororoti Registered Senior Member

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    I'm sure that's what they tell you .

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    I'm betting it's the same reason for dragon's friends. Either she wasn't hot, or the guy didn't perform very well. Either way, you'd want to forget. Men can't be as picky as women about who they want to do that stuff with.
     
  12. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    I was 15 and he was 18. It happened in my best friend's bed while her parents were out of town and she was out getting beer. It was with my first crush or "puppy-dog love" and also my first boyfriend. It hurt and I bled and it was uncomfortable and it didn't help that the guy weighed at least 230 pounds and I weighed about 90.

    I just remember staring up at what I could see of the ceiling and thinking :wtf:

    I was like, is this it?
    Is this what the WHOLE fucking fuss is about? :wallbang:
    It lasted about four minutes, felt like a century, and after dude was done he ripped my heart out, crushed it, and threw it away.

    I still hate him to this day, that fucker. :grumble:
     
  13. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Not even close. btw I'm a guy and I'm very picky.
     
  14. Randwolf Ignorance killed the cat Valued Senior Member

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    Geez... I'm really surprised here so far - I thought almost everyone remembered their first time.

    I do, although I've long since lost count, and no point estimating as I wouldn't believe it anyhow...

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    Anyway, it was fun but not deeply meaningful, nor was it for the girl as she was older and experienced. (She did use the same word though - "fun")

    My second time was different - that memory is much more vivid, and it led to my first marriage - we are still on great terms and would do just about anything for each other. We just got married too young - she was 15, I was 17. Great love though...
     

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