Thanks for the sympathy, James. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! You're a prince among men. NOW PUNISH ANTI-FLAG! Can't you make snakes shoot out of the monitor at his face?
So you're saying I should always be prepared incase I meet a cheating slut, by buying a strong UV lamp, just in case? I like this idea. Pfft, 24 hours without playing with yourself and you're already grouchy, you've got a few more days yet sinner! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Remember to wax up Mr. Winky against it, though! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! James, remember when I said to ban Anti-Flag on the basis that he'd say something bad eventually? I will humbly accept your apology now. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! And if you think I'm bitchy NOW, you just wait until Tuesday! I'll be yelling at people for being mean to draqon.
He won't be out long enough, like usual, he's so uncooperative. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! What do you mean eventually? Talk about shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I'll bet in person you'll be as calm as anything, otherwise pissed off people might poke you. Oh for a video camera.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Ha. Oh, uncooperative penises are a bummer. Hey, a minute in heaven is better than no minutes in heaven. Yeah, tomorrow will be "Calm before the Storm." Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I'll probably stab someone for inviting me to a baby shower.
A minute???? You're right, I should aim high. I've only had blistered sunburn once, and it wasn't painful unless I touched it so I have no idea how you feel. I actually didn't notice it for a while. But do be careful walking past seafood restaurants, we wouldn't want them to think you're an escaped lobster.
No real advise, just a somewhat funny story to, perhaps, make you feel better and express my sympathy. Back in highschool I was in perfect shape (ran cross country, lifted weights, etc) and on a trip to Florida, decided to try out some Speedos someone had given me. Now normally, like most men, I wear the boxer type swimsuit. So the speedo's exposed more of my buttcheeks than had ever before been exposed. The combination of that virgin skin and the stronger sun in Florida resulted in my worst sunburn ever; especially on my ass cheeks! I didn't blister like you, but I remember it itched like hell. I tryed putting various creams on it with no relief. The only thing that seemed to help was going running really hard which released some natural endorphins and made me feel better. Hmm. You might try that, so I guess I do have some advise!Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! That was the last time I wore speedos.
Is it a permanent x? Doesn't it make you feel a bit paranoid being marked with an x? Stay away from balconies with flower pots perched on them. I used to get very bad sunburn as a child. My mother seemed to think that olive oil prevented sunburn. Every year, without fail, out would come the olive oil. The blisters of the previous year were forgotten. If I get one of those deadly skin cancers, I am going to have a warning about the dangers of olive oil written on my gravestone.
what i was adviced when i got really bad sun burn was have a cool shower and drink plenty of water, and the blisters whatever you do DO NOT pop them it hurts like hell we had a glorious few days here and for the first time in my 37yrs i am brown, because i used sun facter aimed at kids Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Haha. My boss very nicely suggested I stay home today, probably because I look diseased and haven't used a sick day yet. No lobster mistakes today. That's a great story. I hope you have pictures! Oh, these pop when I sleep. Isn't getting a good tan satisfying, though? I woke up with my shirt stuck to my back. FAIL.
TJ, I ran tanning salons all through my 20's, and have seen many people try to tan "au naturale" and get themselves in a lot of trouble, as these areas rarely see sun and are much more prone to sunburn. Do you have prickley heat? It's when your nerve endings get sunburned, and you will itch like a son-of-a-bitch. Believe it or not, I have heard using "Selson Blue" shampoo as an ointment can help prickley heat. I can help with the application, if that is a problem. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
You're a true southern gentleman, Mac. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I'd dig that. I don't have prickly heat, although I did find a tick lodged. I'm a mess of a human being. I don't have an answer for my bad judgment. It's me. What do you think I was doing? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
A tick? ... I don't know, something about running around in the woods naked with another naked girl? Great. Now I have to try and figure out where my imagination has run off to.
