Would You Marry an Angry Gorilla?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by redarmy11, Dec 22, 2006.

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Hairy Matrimony

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  1. smile_on_a_rainyday Registered Senior Member

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    ahh look at u 3 keepin urself amused about the important matters in life!

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  3. smile_on_a_rainyday Registered Senior Member

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    really?
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    the important matters in life keep running away, you tell em you love them, they keep running away from you neverthless.
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    care to try?
     
  8. smile_on_a_rainyday Registered Senior Member

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    now why wud they do that?! hahahaha
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  9. draqon Banned Banned

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    wouldnt know...

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  10. smile_on_a_rainyday Registered Senior Member

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    thats quite alright thanks....u can keep it!


    funny that...
     
  11. smile_on_a_rainyday Registered Senior Member

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    thats ok...u can always rely on the gorilla...!
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    Ill rely on gorillas for a nice coat for my future wife, if Ill have one...
     
  13. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Mercury? Wouldn't those bullets be, oh I dunno, liquid?

    You seem to be trying mighty hard to convince us that you're straight. Maybe redarmy11 should initiate you in the ways of manlove. It'll go a long way to getting rid of that uptightness you project. Unfortunately, you'll no longer get diamonds after putting a piece of coal up your arse. Fortunately the relief from constipation will be worth it.

    Afterthought: You're only sexually interested in females? If that enunciation is correct, you're implying that your interest in females is only sexual, which means you see women as sexual objects. Or you could be bisexual but homoromantic, meaning you're sexually attracted to both men and women, but only romantically interested in men.

    Fun with words!

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  14. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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  15. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Fine. Jeeeeez.

    Yes, I would marry an angry gorilla, because angry sex is the best sex.
     
  16. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    I've been thinking about this quite a lot lately, and am beginning to see some potential drawbacks.

    How do I change my vote? And why is there no abstention option?
     
  17. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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  18. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    That joke's wearing thin with me, draqon. I'm not a man known for my patience.
     
  19. draqon Banned Banned

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    I am sorry than.
     
  20. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    You mean sorrier? Sorrier than what?
     
  21. draqon Banned Banned

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    That joke's wearing oblique with me, redarmy11. I'm not a man known for my patience.
     

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