Would you rather......?

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  1. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    2010 as i havy owned a 87 gt fox and my 08 gt is much more fun to drive


    by cased by the cops

    or

    the russian mob
     
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  3. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    2010 as i havy owned a 87 gt fox and my 08 gt is much more fun to drive


    be chased by the cops

    or

    the russian mob
     
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  5. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Be chased by cops.

    Halloween or New Years eve?
     
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  7. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    New years eve

    Would you rather:

    Get the swine flu
    or
    Get kicked in the groin?
     
  8. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Swine flu. I hear it's awesome

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    Would you rather:
    - find out that mom and dad are siblings?
    - find out that you have been sleeping with your half-sister that you never knew about?

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  9. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Oh no!

    Sleeping with the half sister. :bawl:

    Would you rather:

    Sleep with your half sister

    or

    Sleep with a fat dude.
     
  10. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Sleep with my half sister (that I never knew about)..

    Would you rather:
    - be forced to chop your own toes off (all of them) without anesthetic?
    - have a surgeon amputate all your fingers while you're under anesthesia?
     
  11. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Toes hands down...no pun intended?

    Would you rather:
    -have all your teeth punched out
    -have a lung punctured
     
  12. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Punctured lung.

    Why the fuck doesn't anyone answer my ones?

    Ok: would you rather...

    - have your ovaries or testicles removed (delete as appropriate)

    - have your eyes stabbed out
     
  13. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Testicles removed.

    Would you rather:
    - Kill a hundred random people?
    - Kill your parents?
     
  14. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Hmmm....that's tough

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    I think I'll have to go with a hundred random people. Just give me an AK and I'll let 'er rip.

    Would you rather...

    Get lost in space with no hope of returning

    or

    Get trapped in a sinking car in the middle of a raging river
     
  15. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Get trapped in a sinking car in the middle of a raging river. It'll be over more quickly

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    You are driving in your car and suddenly a cat crosses the road.
    There is no way to avoid running over the cat unless you brake hard.
    The driver behind you is pretty much tailgating you.
    Would you rather:
    - Brake for the cat and risk injuring yourself and the driver behind you?
    - Run over the cat?
     
  16. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Brake.

    Would you rather watch:
    Blow
    or
    Trainspotting?
     
  17. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Meh.

    Would you rather kill:

    - Your prize Alsatian dog who once saved you from drowning

    - Your 12 year old daughter who whines and throws tantrums all the time
     
  18. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I hope enmos responds to this one.
     
  19. John99 Banned Banned

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    i wouldnt rather do either. but i would kill the dog, rreluctantly. i would say i am sorry to him and close my eyes.
     
  20. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Jeez. I would rather not do either too, but since this is an either or game, I'd keep the dog for sure.
     
  21. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Me too. EEEEN-MOOOOOOS!! Where are you?
     
  22. John99 Banned Banned

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    that would be very stupid. a dog is not the best companion and the kid can take care of you when you are too old and wearing diapers etc.
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  23. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Screw that! A canine is much nicer than a kid, and won't treat you like crap.

    I don't intend to end up wearing diapers. I would kill myself.
     

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