Would you talk if ...

Discussion in 'Religion Archives' started by Chagur, Mar 17, 2003.

  1. Chagur .Seeker. Registered Senior Member

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    If you were going to be turned into gefilte fish ... would you talk?

    "According to two fish-cutters at the New Square Fish Market, the carp was
    about to be slaughtered and made into gefilte fish for Sabbath dinner when
    it suddenly began shouting apocalyptic warnings in Hebrew."

    Article: http://www.observer.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,915125,00.html

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  3. Darwin Disciple Evo v CS advocate Registered Senior Member

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    That's fooking wack!
     
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  5. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Oh my...
     
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  7. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    It makes sense, christians have those Jesus fish thingys. So why wouldn't God come back as a fish?

    Im going to my local Long John Silver's to pray.
     
  8. man_of_jade Psychic person Registered Senior Member

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    talk about a death-bed confession

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  9. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I guess this is proof of the intelligence and reasoning ability of fish.

    The fish figured maybe it's life would be spared if it convinced the guy that it was God.

    I wonder if all Carp speak Hebrew.
     
  10. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Its funny how they killed it anyway

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    If you thought a fish was god wouldn't you want to keep him for a while and ask him some questions? Wouldn't clubbing god on the head be guaranteeing yourself a place in hell?
    Gefilte fish doesn't taste THAT good

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